Thursday, October 30, 2014

"List Isn't Long Enough." Sent in by Sid From Santa Fe.


18 comments:

  1. What else can't they do? Everything involved in this post. They can't even use Google to look up information and they can't manage to upload a file to the LMS.

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  2. college students cannot...follow instructions, pay attention, cite their work correctly, dress appropriately, put away their damn phones, imagine their proffie has a life outside of school...

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  3. ...spell, speak in sentences (let alone paragraphs), make a cogent argument on any topic, understand the meaning of "cogent", STFU in lectures, go 5 minutes without screen time, believe in life after college, name a single world capital, name their Senators and Representatives, show compassion to peers in trouble (let alone to those whom they don't know) ....

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  4. Students can't:

    - produce any neat and tidy work,

    - do any amount of work without threatening to have their instructor or prof fired,

    - settle minor grievances with their instructor or prof without involving a departmental or institutional administrator,

    - solve fundamental mathematical expressions such as quadratic equations without having to resort to their calculators, or

    - pass an open-book exam which is based on questions from older exams, copies of which were on reserve in the library and which were announced in previous lectures.

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  5. College students cannot . . . do any wrong in the eyes of administrators.

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  6. ... turn in their fucking revisions timely...

    It's not my time, kids. It's yours.

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  7. College student cannot conduct themselves in a way showing good manners. They don't know it's quite rude to address anyone by their last name only. Whenever I call students on this, they think I am being huffy about not being addressed as "Doctor" or "Professor." That's not the issue: only an army sergeant may address anyone by their last name only, and one doesn't need to have served in the military to know that, since I knew it at age 12. Here's an article on why college graduates can't get jobs because of their lack of people skills, or "soft skills":

    http://business.time.com/2013/11/10/the-real-reason-new-college-grads-cant-get-hired/

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    1. Sometimes I wonder whether these kids born in a barn, or whether they were raised by wolves on the steppes---NOT "steps," for crying out loud.

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    2. Students can't understand that they shouldn't expect a prof or instructor to be their "friend" or "best buddy" and that a course is not a democracy.

      They also can't understand that addressing that person in an informal manner is considered rude. ("Hey, how's it goin', Quarty?") It's not just about respecting the prof or instructor--it's also about respecting the office that he or she holds.

      Unfortunately, in the department where I used to teach, *I* was the one who was being a stuffed shirt if I objected to that. (I didn't create a "safe learning environment" or some such thing.)

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  8. There's some amazing Santa Fe Sid post from the past that I can't find. I saw his name and remembered it. The search bar is for shit. Anyone help me find it? I can't even recall the topic. It was just dead on, though. Is there a way besides the search bar to find things?

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    1. Google does a great job of archiving everything on blogs.

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  9. https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=Sid+From+Santa+Fe%2Bblogspot&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=sb&gfe_rd=cr&ei=cPRSVLD9PM2ZkgXrw4CwCw

    4 hits here, Reg.

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  10. Collage students cannot get credit unless they cut and paste.

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    1. Oooh, that one gets better with each re-read.

      "This is not an essay; it's a collage!"

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  11. Whoops, thanks everyone. Guess I'm a snowflake!

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  12. college students can't use the terms bias/biased correctly.
    college studetns can't use the terms withdraw/withdrawal correctly

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    1. Oh, I just got one of those.

      Dear Hep, how do I withdrawal from your coarse, its to hard.

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    2. Dear Hep,
      your comment really peaked my interest.

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