親愛的上帝
所有應有的尊重和人性，我被迫在人道主義領域來寫。我是一個寡婦諾拉格雷斯Diomande老化長期生病（癌症）。目前住進一家私人醫院。我有一些資金從我的丈夫，貝克Diomande，誰後來在一次車禍中去世繼承。
當我的丈夫還活著，他在一家銀行存入的€4.700.000.00的總和（400萬，七十萬歐元）。
目前，這個錢還是存在銀行裡。我的醫生告訴我，它會不會持續，由於癌症的問題，未來3個月。我需要有人很誠實，虔誠和組織，可以利用這些資金為上帝的工作，我的已故丈夫的教導，該基金應該用於慈善用途，如建築學校，孤兒院的房子，醫院等
我把這個決定，因為我沒有將繼承這筆錢的孩子，我希望上帝憐憫我，接受我的靈魂。與上帝的所有事情都是可能的。請，如果你將能夠利用這些資金為上帝的工作，請回复。
我要你送我下文提及的以下信息。
1）您的全名：------------------------------------------- -------------------
2）您的國家：-------------------------------------------- ------------------
3）您的地址：-------------------------------------------- --------------
4）您的年齡：-------------------------------------------- -----------------
5）你的工作：-------------------------------------------- ---
6）電話：-------------------------------------------- ----
當我收到你的回复我給你的銀行聯繫。我也會發出委託書即會
顯示這些基金目前的受益者。與我聯繫該電子郵件
希望能得到您的答复。
謝謝，
此致
諾拉格雷斯貝克夫人
所有應有的尊重和人性，我被迫在人道主義領域來寫。我是一個寡婦諾拉格雷斯Diomande老化長期生病（癌症）。目前住進一家私人醫院。我有一些資金從我的丈夫，貝克Diomande，誰後來在一次車禍中去世繼承。
當我的丈夫還活著，他在一家銀行存入的€4.700.000.00的總和（400萬，七十萬歐元）。
目前，這個錢還是存在銀行裡。我的醫生告訴我，它會不會持續，由於癌症的問題，未來3個月。我需要有人很誠實，虔誠和組織，可以利用這些資金為上帝的工作，我的已故丈夫的教導，該基金應該用於慈善用途，如建築學校，孤兒院的房子，醫院等
我把這個決定，因為我沒有將繼承這筆錢的孩子，我希望上帝憐憫我，接受我的靈魂。與上帝的所有事情都是可能的。請，如果你將能夠利用這些資金為上帝的工作，請回复。
我要你送我下文提及的以下信息。
1）您的全名：------------------------------------------- -------------------
2）您的國家：-------------------------------------------- ------------------
3）您的地址：-------------------------------------------- --------------
4）您的年齡：-------------------------------------------- -----------------
5）你的工作：-------------------------------------------- ---
6）電話：-------------------------------------------- ----
當我收到你的回复我給你的銀行聯繫。我也會發出委託書即會
顯示這些基金目前的受益者。與我聯繫該電子郵件
希望能得到您的答复。
謝謝，
此致
諾拉格雷斯貝克夫人
Dear God and humanity all due respect, I was forced to write in the humanitarian field. I am a widow Nora Dear God and humanity all due respect, I was forced to write in the humanitarian field. I am a widow 诺拉格雷斯 Diomande aging long illness (cancer). Currently admitted to a private hospital. I had some money from my husband, Baker Diomande, who later died in a car accident inheritance. When my husband was alive, the sum of € 4.700.000.00 he deposited in a bank (four million, seven hundred thousand euros). Currently, the money is in the bank. My doctor told me it would not last, due to the problem of cancer, the next three months. I need someone very honest, pious and organizations can use these funds for the work of God, the teachings of my late husband, the fund should be used for charitable purposes, such as building schools, orphanages, houses, hospitals and other I took this decision because I do not have a child that will inherit this money, I wish God have mercy on me and accept my soul. All things are possible with God. Please, if you will be able to use these funds for the work of God, please reply. I want you to send me the following information is referred to below. 1) Your full name: ---------------------------------- Grace Diomande aging long illness (cancer) . Currently admitted to a private hospital. I had some money from my husband, Baker Diomande, who later died in a car accident inheritance. When my husband was alive, the sum of € 4.700.000.00 he deposited in a bank (four million, seven hundred thousand euros). Currently, the money is in the bank. My doctor told me it would not last, due to the problem of cancer, the next three months. I need someone very honest, pious and organizations can use these funds for the work of God, the teachings of my late husband, the fund should be used for charitable purposes, such as building schools, orphanages, houses, hospitals and other I took this decision because I do not have a child that will inherit this money, I wish God have mercy on me and accept my soul. All things are possible with God. Please, if you will be able to use these funds for the work of God, please reply. I want you to send me the following information is referred to below. 1) Your full name: ----------------------------------
ReplyDeleteI think we should be sympathetic to this poor person's plight, for two reasons:
ReplyDelete1. There are can't be that many Chinese-Nigerians out there.
2. At least s/he's not quibbling about a greade / pleading for an extension / asking if she missed anything important during the class s/he missed due to friend's pet's near-hospitization drama.
Bonus 3rd reason: she's not one of CMs traditional bêtes noires.
Your arguments are persuasive (the Chinese-Nigerian angle is, indeed, striking; yay for cultural hybridity, or something), but I'm refraining on the basis that I believe the author is taking the Lord's name in vain.
Delete1. The Magna Carta
ReplyDelete2. Pie are square.
3. Predicated adjutave
4. Benzene or benzedrine
5. Semiotics
6. There is no rule six.
In the past months we've gotten more and more spam sent this way, right into our publish queue. We always get it at the regular email address because it's been public in a variety of ways. But this was the first one in this particular language and I was hoping against hope that maybe there was some real content in there...until I saw the large dollar amount and then I knew...still fun. Pretty lettering. I learned a bit of kanji years ago and found the copying process to be about the most meditative thing I've ever done.
ReplyDeleteI used to have a diversified portfolio in my Roth IRA. No more. Since reading this post, I have closed all my accounts and have sent all my money to this person. I have seen the light. All things are possible with God. 我希望上帝憐憫我，接受我的靈魂.
ReplyDeleteWell done, she and I will let you know when that $400 arrives. :)
DeleteOnly a retard would put this on the blog
ReplyDeleteHey, we don't use that kind of language around here (our insults are more colorful, and tend to call out issues that our students/colleagues/admins are in a position to fix should they choose to do so).
DeleteAnd, as EC1 points out, it's an interesting cultural artifact (demonstrating the effects of globalization, with which many of my students -- and many of my colleagues; we've got a whole center for studying the phenomenon -- are fascinated. This is presumably not one of the more positive effects.)