tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post2250967189067614818..comments2023-10-15T04:23:50.187-04:00Comments on College Misery: RYS AND CM HAVE RUN FOR MORE THAN NINE YEARS. BEN'S BLOG, ACADEMIC WATER TORTURE RAN FOR FIVE MONTHS. YET EVERYBODY LOVES AND WORSHIPS HIM. MEANWHILE THE RGM GETS THE WET HANDSHAKE OF RESPECT AND GRIM TOLERATION. SO I GET IT NOW. YOU MOTHERFUCKAS HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN THROUGH TO ME. IN FACT I TOOK ONE OF HIS FEATURES AND TURNED IT ON ITS HEAD. I GOT CRUNK WITH IT. I'M TAKING THIS SHIT TO A HELLA NEW LEVEL! WE ALL CAN PLAY THE GAME BELOW. WON'T IT BE FUN? WON'T I BE YOUR FRIEND? I WILL PUT THE REVOLVER DOWN. I WILL BE A BETTER MAN. PLEASE PLAY WITH ME. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, PRETEND TO LIKE ME LIKE YOU LIKE BEN. I'M JUST A GIRL, STANDING IN FRONT OF A BOY, ASKING HIM TO LOVE HER.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-70797422289439480832015-02-15T18:39:11.581-05:002015-02-15T18:39:11.581-05:00Hey, it's Darla! :) Come back soon!!!Hey, it's Darla! :) Come back soon!!!The Contemplative Cynichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02088570661592922436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-61847230921862513482015-02-15T18:38:27.700-05:002015-02-15T18:38:27.700-05:00And I'm the student who didn't read the di...And I'm the student who didn't read the directions or see what anyone else did but I demand that you tell me what's going on and what will be on the test so I can get an A.The Contemplative Cynichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02088570661592922436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-62463498728584120142015-02-14T22:17:50.017-05:002015-02-14T22:17:50.017-05:00Sounds like a pretty good approximation of student...Sounds like a pretty good approximation of student (and proffie) thinking to me. Now if I could only figure out how to get my own brain to stop skipping around this way (turning off the computer, and/or a bit more sleep, might help -- so off to bed I go). Contingent Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08161652083031423415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-50248699526914112872015-02-14T17:21:12.938-05:002015-02-14T17:21:12.938-05:00How can you tell? Is it the way she is perceivably...How can you tell? Is it the way she is perceivably separated from the group?<br /><br />Group A is about to ask to meet with me in my office. I can tell by the way they are huddled together for support. They want... something. Some of what they want will be reasonable, and I will give it to them. The rest of it will cause me to facepalm in front of the mirror before I cut myself shaving the next Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-7460957892120064462015-02-14T14:55:52.092-05:002015-02-14T14:55:52.092-05:00B clearly shows my tutorial group arriving. The g...B clearly shows my tutorial group arriving. The girl, sorry young woman, at the front is this week's "martyr" - she will try to answer every question I ask, whoever I direct it to, allowing the others to snooze/fiddle with their phones/gaze blankly at their empty notebooks for a whole hour.JaneBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17779448611795379774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-83866047949279614372015-02-14T14:51:22.011-05:002015-02-14T14:51:22.011-05:00That leaves you all the hours between ten and nine...That leaves you all the hours between ten and nine for the begatting...JaneBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17779448611795379774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-72568556252173602052015-02-14T14:07:16.205-05:002015-02-14T14:07:16.205-05:00Tendered here for your possible enjoyment is the i...Tendered here for your possible enjoyment is the internal dialog of a student upon encountering the above matching exercise in a pop quiz, followed by the professor’s reactions to the student’s answers. Our Dear Proffie has long ago learned to grade pop quizzes as soon as possible after class so as not to delay the drinking.<br /><br />1. We are here to ruin your lives. ______<br /><br />StudentOgre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-90884288897504855282015-02-14T13:00:59.736-05:002015-02-14T13:00:59.736-05:00Cassandra, you’re likely giving me too much credit...Cassandra, you’re likely giving me too much credit. Clever and funny are in the eye of the beholder. You are certainly not being dumb, and I was not referencing anything specific I’d expect anybody to ‘get’. I’ve tried to retrace my original train of thought in a (lengthy) comment, which I’ll post below in a few minutes.<br />Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-37392126613454429192015-02-13T23:06:21.221-05:002015-02-13T23:06:21.221-05:00It's CM - alpaca lips are more likely.It's CM - alpaca lips are more likely.EC1https://www.blogger.com/profile/13414931249618049097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-826304177834629132015-02-13T22:58:41.408-05:002015-02-13T22:58:41.408-05:00A. Forced recruits for the Red Army, Stalingrad fr...A. Forced recruits for the Red Army, Stalingrad front.<br /><br />B. Forced labor for the Arctic gulags.<br /><br />C. Deliberately lost under Moscow Metro.<br /><br />D. Sold to the Chinese Kuomintang warlord Yan Xishan for two tons of opium.Strelnikovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12660962615198939441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-87232423207461467132015-02-13T21:46:01.745-05:002015-02-13T21:46:01.745-05:00Ben wins, with the assist to EC1.Ben wins, with the assist to EC1.dmckeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18052641757203089416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-3670755268624706342015-02-13T21:09:40.493-05:002015-02-13T21:09:40.493-05:00Answer C is the four horsedeans of the apocolypse....Answer C is the four horsedeans of the apocolypse. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-40968495696823539822015-02-13T16:23:06.594-05:002015-02-13T16:23:06.594-05:00A: We're education majors. Our teacher said we...A: We're education majors. Our teacher said we need to interview a professor.<br />B: Promoting academic rigor through models posing with unlikely numbers of files.<br />C: We, respectively, are the deans of Assessment, Retention, Success, and Engagement. We'll be sitting in on your classes this semester.<br />D: We'll do anything for credit. ANYTHING!!EC1https://www.blogger.com/profile/13414931249618049097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-64882084323577229632015-02-13T15:57:19.402-05:002015-02-13T15:57:19.402-05:00Plenty of time.Plenty of time.Academic Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07086078244493768565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-5205123588664563702015-02-13T15:49:45.438-05:002015-02-13T15:49:45.438-05:00Good luck. He only works between 9 and 10. Good luck. He only works between 9 and 10. Compound Calicohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00059155949950433688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-87906114609728613032015-02-13T15:21:25.861-05:002015-02-13T15:21:25.861-05:00I wish to have RGM;s love child.... that is all.I wish to have RGM;s love child.... that is all.Middle-Aged and Morosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04046076243513948921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-88639808023850318942015-02-13T12:47:47.712-05:002015-02-13T12:47:47.712-05:00I was playing the part of the student who does the...I was playing the part of the student who does the assignment without reading the directions, as well as the one who does read the instructions but only to find fault with them because he thinks he's (it's usually a he; I'm a guy, so I can say this) smarter than the teacher and so he does it "a better way" and then argues about it gets marked wrong.<br /><br />Posted on Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-84042428502323793922015-02-13T12:28:20.551-05:002015-02-13T12:28:20.551-05:00A. I'm black! I'm touching the Hispanic ...A. I'm black! I'm touching the Hispanic guy! Diversity!<br />B. I never should have taught them how to construct a phalanx. <br />C. ::points:: ::screams::<br />D. Friends! The College Years!Professor Chiltepinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10087270705989845484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-46591278500654949032015-02-13T11:52:03.914-05:002015-02-13T11:52:03.914-05:00POW!
A. Someone said you 'know where the good...POW!<br /><br />A. Someone said you 'know where the good spots are' at the University of Moncton library.<br />B. Are you going to make St Paddy's Day a holiday?<br />C. Can we get an extension? On the assignment you haven't even posted yet?<br />D. Ironically enough, we're the student photo used by a university that bends over backwards extolling the diversity of its studentProf Poopieheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00997969128824319914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-90713655100316061202015-02-13T11:38:59.237-05:002015-02-13T11:38:59.237-05:00Hey! Darla!!!! [waves wildly] Good to see you, a...Hey! Darla!!!! [waves wildly] Good to see you, and to hear that Jake is an effective distraction from the misery. Enjoy! and come around now and then, please!<br /><br />P.S. I also love Kimmie's suggestions; Also EC1's (especially #4), Pumpkin's (especially A, since I'm pretty sure this team exists somewhere), and (at the risk of setting off the RGM again; maybe we need to Contingent Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08161652083031423415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-43157011574901761092015-02-13T11:31:45.291-05:002015-02-13T11:31:45.291-05:00Darla!Darla!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-24402601352542266712015-02-13T11:29:53.753-05:002015-02-13T11:29:53.753-05:00True. Also -- congratulations on Missoula. I wou...True. Also -- congratulations on Missoula. I wouldn't worry too much about Maine; after the last spate of storms, I'm not sure many people there have electricity at the moment. Contingent Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08161652083031423415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-30280635273585474262015-02-13T11:12:03.855-05:002015-02-13T11:12:03.855-05:00Notting Hill reference! Well played. I knew the ne...Notting Hill reference! Well played. I knew the new moderator had just the right amount of feminine energy - that's a callback to a much earlier line of nuttery. Hi everyone. Sorry I've not been around. Little Jake is driving me and hubby crazy. But he's a delight. Makes the work day not nearly so painful. THEY JUST DON'T MATTER AS MUCH ANYMORE. What a nice treat.<br /><br />XOXO,Darla Keefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07086378299493768565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-49985184106838697702015-02-13T10:43:19.273-05:002015-02-13T10:43:19.273-05:00It wouldn't be College Misery if everyone foll...It wouldn't be College Misery if everyone followed the rules!!!!College Miseryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01371354682300032653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-54635711096480999282015-02-13T10:41:49.065-05:002015-02-13T10:41:49.065-05:00You've got the wrong mod, Kimmie!You've got the wrong mod, Kimmie!College Miseryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01371354682300032653noreply@blogger.com