tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post5322734584400107209..comments2023-10-15T04:23:50.187-04:00Comments on College Misery: Dr. Amelia Wants Us To Play a Game. Anything to Avoid Reading Plagiarizing Pete's Newest Essay.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-80196356117109256002014-10-30T18:59:30.791-04:002014-10-30T18:59:30.791-04:00...in bed - or anywhere else for that matter....in bed - or anywhere else for that matter.Rosencrantz Andor Guildensternhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05095512139776536635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-63729365766208730322014-10-30T10:58:20.562-04:002014-10-30T10:58:20.562-04:00You can lead a snowflake to facts but you can'...You can lead a snowflake to facts but you can't make him think.Garyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00331203839723194193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-88748185741021415722014-10-29T20:51:47.069-04:002014-10-29T20:51:47.069-04:00There will always be a smart-aleck snowflake who t...There will always be a smart-aleck snowflake who thinks he or she's smarter than you.<br /><br />There will always be a whiny snowflake who claims to have a stellar academic record in all of his or her courses except, naturally, in yours.<br /><br />There will always be a snowflake who will do poorly on the exam you just gave, no matter how easy it was. That person will claim that there was Quarter Wave Verticalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03173446011323023116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-50536274632119420952014-10-29T19:16:41.274-04:002014-10-29T19:16:41.274-04:00Your film-showing colleague will get better studen...Your film-showing colleague will get better student evaluations for serving cookies (in bed).Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02906546940408742913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-37379010476376621542014-10-29T19:13:17.812-04:002014-10-29T19:13:17.812-04:00This.This.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02906546940408742913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-86726902249240803632014-10-29T19:12:46.480-04:002014-10-29T19:12:46.480-04:00Yes.
But: "Your institution will hire the s...Yes. <br /><br />But: "Your institution will hire the snowflake you most dislike in bed"?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02906546940408742913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-54493867334586470632014-10-29T15:51:45.505-04:002014-10-29T15:51:45.505-04:00Of all the articles you have written, colleagues w...Of all the articles you have written, colleagues will read only those that have typographical mistakes in them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-24032832603643448502014-10-29T15:09:06.887-04:002014-10-29T15:09:06.887-04:00The assessments of your assessments will be assess...The assessments of your assessments will be assessed.Academic Charlotte Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06617435890922621735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-47420171703687034552014-10-29T08:51:59.339-04:002014-10-29T08:51:59.339-04:00Your administration's answer to any faculty co...Your administration's answer to any faculty complaint is "things are bad everywhere (in bed)."<br /><br />You will be expected to do the same amount of research with less funding and less time than ever before (in bed).<br /><br />The students who need 98% on the next exam to even pass remain convinced they can do it if they just "study a bit harder" (in bed).Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-22450665527233090462014-10-29T06:59:50.142-04:002014-10-29T06:59:50.142-04:00And to apply the standard "in bed" endin...And to apply the standard "in bed" ending to some of these:<br /><br />Coffee with your colleague will be the best moment of your day in bed.<br /><br />You will spend your winter vacation doing research, and not feel like you have done enough in bed.Rosencrantz Andor Guildensternhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05095512139776536635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-79878837968811171542014-10-29T04:12:33.031-04:002014-10-29T04:12:33.031-04:00Your institution will hire the snowflake you most ...Your institution will hire the snowflake you most dislike.<br /><br />A snowflake you don't remember teaching will become super-famous, and will diss you publicly at every possible opportunity.<br /><br />Things will get so bad that this will look like a golden age of education.<br /><br />Your institution never makes small mistakes.<br /><br />EC1https://www.blogger.com/profile/13414931249618049097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-76946594893693676622014-10-29T04:03:48.332-04:002014-10-29T04:03:48.332-04:00I first went to a Chinese restaurant when I was qu...I first went to a Chinese restaurant when I was quite young. I thought fortune cookies were so cool I just had to make up a bunch of my own. I convinced my Mom to bake them into a batch of chocolate chip cookies. My Dad got the one that said, "You smell bad." He said, "Hey! Fortune cookies are only supposed to be good!" As a teacher himself, he was much more concerned with howFroderick Frankenstien from Fresnohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11653942918068535424noreply@blogger.com