tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post6613414177641962137..comments2023-10-15T04:23:50.187-04:00Comments on College Misery: I Can't Think of a Nutty Enough Title About This Expelled UConn Douche. Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-67077009901409234092015-10-10T02:46:57.587-04:002015-10-10T02:46:57.587-04:00But Hiram, we don't really know which eye you ...But Hiram, we don't really know which eye you would put the pen in. If it was the left one, then it would have been with your right hand, which would mean that you couldn't possibly be left-handed because I don't know how a left-handed person could possibly have any dexterity with their right arm.Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-58339492897000709092015-10-09T15:26:41.872-04:002015-10-09T15:26:41.872-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Middle-Aged and Morosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04046076243513948921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-86420663440857489532015-10-08T22:50:42.404-04:002015-10-08T22:50:42.404-04:00Just one, but I'd use a whole clip of staples....Just one, but I'd use a whole clip of staples.Froderick Frankenstien from Fresnohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11653942918068535424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-64697775720269435282015-10-08T20:04:27.587-04:002015-10-08T20:04:27.587-04:00And how many staplrs would Frod use to secure him ...And how many staplrs would Frod use to secure him to the floor?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02906546940408742913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-49570385090926757612015-10-08T19:17:39.840-04:002015-10-08T19:17:39.840-04:00HARFyorkGLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!HARFyorkGLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!Froderick Frankenstien from Fresnohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11653942918068535424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-80511303363020057762015-10-08T13:42:12.677-04:002015-10-08T13:42:12.677-04:00Whats the vomit sound equivalent of TWITCH?Whats the vomit sound equivalent of TWITCH?College Miseryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01371354682300032653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-16928265155824758132015-10-08T13:41:42.069-04:002015-10-08T13:41:42.069-04:00Right, like Rate Your Students and this website we...Right, like Rate Your Students and this website were referred to as academic water coolers. I'm in! Well, no, I mean, I can't even run this page.College Miseryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01371354682300032653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-80242434844232519392015-10-08T10:16:20.317-04:002015-10-08T10:16:20.317-04:00But the argument was not about what substitute he ...But the argument was not about what substitute he might have agreed to accept. They didn't want to serve him at all.Monicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08103879727877816655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-49482138008806381402015-10-08T10:09:51.342-04:002015-10-08T10:09:51.342-04:00some of the stories indicate that they were out of...some of the stories indicate that they were out of the mac and cheese he wanted.Middle-Aged and Morosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04046076243513948921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-92039139104536645812015-10-08T10:08:04.336-04:002015-10-08T10:08:04.336-04:00name it something about a watercooler perhapsname it something about a watercooler perhapsMiddle-Aged and Morosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04046076243513948921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-38976389725706724072015-10-08T05:27:07.753-04:002015-10-08T05:27:07.753-04:00I want to VOMIT.I want to VOMIT.Froderick Frankenstien from Fresnohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11653942918068535424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-63017435145674331132015-10-08T04:18:06.519-04:002015-10-08T04:18:06.519-04:00Hmmm, we should start one! What could we call it?Hmmm, we should start one! What could we call it?College Miseryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01371354682300032653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-54646348326288355352015-10-08T04:17:36.859-04:002015-10-08T04:17:36.859-04:00When this story broke, a couple of my friends who ...When this story broke, a couple of my friends who teach at places that attract such students called right away. "This is what they're like when they get bad grades, too..."<br /><br />FabCollege Miseryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01371354682300032653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-1851104281765079382015-10-08T03:05:32.022-04:002015-10-08T03:05:32.022-04:00Where did this kid learn to belittle restaurant wo...Where did this kid learn to belittle restaurant workers and spew racist and homophobic rants? I bet there are "Behind Closed Ovens" stories about his father too.<br /><br />But I gotta give young Luke credit for promptness. He wasted no time getting arrested at U. Mass. Amherst: Sept 1 and 15, less than a month into his first semester. And he's also consistent; U Conn can't Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02906546940408742913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-6866251762556457352015-10-08T00:04:13.097-04:002015-10-08T00:04:13.097-04:00Hiram, you're right. Mea culpa.Hiram, you're right. Mea culpa.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02906546940408742913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-13517188024443274592015-10-07T22:14:20.524-04:002015-10-07T22:14:20.524-04:00Heh. Nice.
Frankly I think the cafeteria already ...Heh. Nice.<br /><br />Frankly I think the cafeteria already won the internet for today by naming a new product after him.dmckeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18052641757203089416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-91157767579205376162015-10-07T20:29:16.019-04:002015-10-07T20:29:16.019-04:00!I Can't Think of a Nutty Enough Title About T...!I Can't Think of a Nutty Enough Title About This Expelled UConn Douche"....maybe link to an MC Hammer video? <br /><br />UConn Douche, This.EC1https://www.blogger.com/profile/13414931249618049097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-40918427681552968792015-10-07T20:27:56.038-04:002015-10-07T20:27:56.038-04:00Hiram, you probably don't want to see her take...Hiram, you probably don't want to see her take on the McGraw-Hill "workers" piece.<br />EC1https://www.blogger.com/profile/13414931249618049097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-57490127606912137362015-10-07T20:26:03.492-04:002015-10-07T20:26:03.492-04:00Please, don't anyone egg Monica on. Seriously,...Please, don't anyone egg Monica on. Seriously, every time I see her name and what she comments I want to put a pen into my eye.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-59081098663375650572015-10-07T19:15:17.385-04:002015-10-07T19:15:17.385-04:00P.P.S. Oh; I forgot. Proffie G is Strelnikov.P.P.S. Oh; I forgot. Proffie G is Strelnikov.Contingent Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08161652083031423415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-4488029950399308692015-10-07T19:14:52.706-04:002015-10-07T19:14:52.706-04:00P.S. Where's Strelnikov these days? I suspect ...P.S. Where's Strelnikov these days? I suspect he'd have some suggestions that make mine above look like mollycoddling by comparison. Contingent Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08161652083031423415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-56788937680164245872015-10-07T19:13:26.750-04:002015-10-07T19:13:26.750-04:00I think many of us can identify from time to time ...I think many of us can identify from time to time with the guy imploring the drunken student to "think; just think!" <br /><br />And yes, given that this particular student has now pulled off similar stunts (complete with spectacularly disrespectful behavior to those he apparently considers beneath him) at two schools, I'd say it's time for him to take some time off from school Contingent Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08161652083031423415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-35331801970269774882015-10-07T17:45:29.723-04:002015-10-07T17:45:29.723-04:00We don't really know how this started. Did he ...We don't really know how this started. Did he cause any trouble from the very beginning or is it just that he ordered the food like a normal person but while in possession of beer? Where was the beer anyway? A woman would have been able to just hide a little beer in her purse and avoid all this mess. Except, of course, when security is to tight that purses are being searched.Monicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08103879727877816655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-15594719722748051812015-10-07T17:27:46.298-04:002015-10-07T17:27:46.298-04:00Most dining establishments, fine or otherwise, hav...Most dining establishments, fine or otherwise, have a policy: "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone." * Person who loudly and profanely demands service? Not gonna get served. Piss off the staff enough? Staff will call police on your ass.<br /><br />*In addition, the sandwich place I worked in as a college student had a sign proclaiming: <br /><br />"We reserve the rightAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02906546940408742913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-23960719697353758712015-10-07T16:58:15.514-04:002015-10-07T16:58:15.514-04:00Where was the beer? I didn't see it.
I think ...Where was the beer? I didn't see it.<br /><br />I think it would have been better to give him the food as takeout.That would not necessarily mean that he wouldn't have been banned from the cafeteria in the future or that he wouldn't have been reported to the police or to the university. After all, he tried to introduce beer into the cafeteria and he was too young to drink. But it Monicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08103879727877816655noreply@blogger.com