tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post6953975671910446322..comments2023-10-15T04:23:50.187-04:00Comments on College Misery: New Student Questions. From AmeliaUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-12878783233663573752015-07-20T11:27:53.342-04:002015-07-20T11:27:53.342-04:001. a) Do not wear anything affiliated with your hi...1. a) Do not wear anything affiliated with your high school or the college you are attending.<br />b) Figure out ahead of time where your classes are. Do not look at a map; walk with purpose.<br />c) If you are taking an activity PHED class, tennis being the stereotypical example, do NOT take your equipment to class the first day.<br />Note: These suggestions will prevent you from looking like aSawyer in Student Serviceshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16463333151790071057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-8538553924625668512015-07-18T17:37:25.675-04:002015-07-18T17:37:25.675-04:001. Not caring whether you look like a freshman (o...1. Not caring whether you look like a freshman (or sophomore, or junior, or even senior, i.e. not thinking that you're supposed to appear to know things that in fact you're here to learn) is one of the keys to success in college. So stop worrying and enjoy being a freshman (and a long way away from having to apply to grad school, jobs, etc.). Try something hard (intellectually, Contingent Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08161652083031423415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-76227890922938925252015-07-18T16:16:52.862-04:002015-07-18T16:16:52.862-04:001. The number one thing that separates freshmen fr...1. The number one thing that separates freshmen from upperclasspeople is that freshmen look like they care that they might look like a freshman. Stop caring so much that you might look like a freshman. Problem solved.<br /><br />2. That depends. I don't even know what you look like. Do you have a dog? Send me a photo of the dog.<br /><br />3a. You know what? I don't actually know. Our Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-20761649925501670122015-07-18T12:19:47.558-04:002015-07-18T12:19:47.558-04:001. Shave off that stupid beard. You can't gr...1. Shave off that stupid beard. You can't grow one yet. And pull up your pants.<br />2. Depends. How good is your weed?<br />3. There's a Moe's on campus now. The university administration replaced the library with a new student's center, and it has all sorts of amenities to make student life better. No books, though, but you won't miss them.<br />4. No. The common Professor Chiltepinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10087270705989845484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-71115376951757128682015-07-18T07:03:49.436-04:002015-07-18T07:03:49.436-04:001. Try not to use blue and red Adidas bags or hum...1. Try not to use blue and red Adidas bags or humongous binders. No wait - that was grade 9.Rosencrantz Andor Guildensternhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05095512139776536635noreply@blogger.com