tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post836157163022460660..comments2023-10-15T04:23:50.187-04:00Comments on College Misery: "Can I Take the Final Early?"Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-40170065283965218262015-04-20T01:54:37.102-04:002015-04-20T01:54:37.102-04:00No, you may NOT take the final early, as it SAYS I...No, you may NOT take the final early, as it SAYS IN THE SYLLABUS. I'll be going to Florida to visit my sex-crazed girlfriend, you see, and she won't like it if I'm exhausted from chasing around irresponsible, immature aliterates with a pooper-scooper.<br /><br />Next!Froderick Frankenstien from Fresnohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11653942918068535424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-42026266863561372112015-04-18T17:50:33.098-04:002015-04-18T17:50:33.098-04:00The correct sentence is "My aunty is taking ...The correct sentence is "My aunty is taking me Vegas." <br />(At least <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/Hawaii/comments/120shz/what_is_up_with_hawaiians_loving_las_vegas/" rel="nofollow">where I'm from</a>.) Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15711314415244801354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-65410470662188563532015-04-18T16:18:35.524-04:002015-04-18T16:18:35.524-04:00I especially like that he left out a word in his j...I especially like that he left out a word in his joyous announcement of the coming excursion. Student emails are often like that* (but more often worded along the lines of "I need to take the final early"). <br /><br />*Actually, mine are often like that, too. Contingent Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08161652083031423415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-58946414062877429372015-04-18T10:31:13.714-04:002015-04-18T10:31:13.714-04:00I had a student this year that was gone the two we...I had a student this year that was gone the two weeks AFTER spring break, because her family was going on a cruise to Brazil. Must be nice.Cindyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01815313561677464295noreply@blogger.com