tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post164872489796094483..comments2023-10-15T04:23:50.187-04:00Comments on College Misery: St. Patrick's Day student shenanigansUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-83501258246121395192015-03-27T23:10:10.394-04:002015-03-27T23:10:10.394-04:00I wish to offer you this compliment card I just re...I wish to offer you this compliment card I just received, to show my appreciation for your kind compliment.Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-27881835479671156222015-03-27T06:38:38.825-04:002015-03-27T06:38:38.825-04:00A friend in grad school once remarked that "d...A friend in grad school once remarked that "drunk college students will cheer for anything that isn't attacking them." <br /><br /> I once watched a drunk frat bro climb a medium-sized, bare tree during some sort of tailgate or whatnot. Hundreds of people watched him climb until the branches got smaller and smaller and finally too small to support him. The small branches snapped, Surly Templehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01928952492387247356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-80358523578378054762015-03-26T18:10:58.457-04:002015-03-26T18:10:58.457-04:00Comment of the week!Comment of the week!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02906546940408742913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-29419365984819666142015-03-26T09:13:56.228-04:002015-03-26T09:13:56.228-04:00Why do they "wooooo" the way they do whe...Why do they "wooooo" the way they do when they do that "wooooo" they do-bee-do?<br /><br />Just plant a big monolith in the center of the gathering, 2001 style, and I think we'd have our answer. Drool might be the least offensive of their excretions and expirations.Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-84786222737922540042015-03-26T09:07:27.070-04:002015-03-26T09:07:27.070-04:00Is that who's in the picture? I am chagrined t...Is that who's in the picture? I am chagrined that I even recognize the name. I watch his singing show for as long as I watch his zit creme commercials, that is to say, as long as it takes for the channel to change. His band may be decent enough, but my radio never plays their music now that there are no more teenagers riding in my cars. <br /><br />But, yeah, another great graphic.Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-63483566287226437242015-03-25T22:33:28.962-04:002015-03-25T22:33:28.962-04:00I happened to be in a university city (not my own)...I happened to be in a university city (not my own) the Saturday before St Patrick's day. It was a bit scary. I don't think my Irish grandfather (who reportedly loved St Patrick's day, but was a teetotaler, ostensibly because he "didn't like the taste" of alcohol, but probably because he'd seen a few too many alcohol-fueled problems in his family of origin, and had Contingent Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08161652083031423415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-61338707548406268752015-03-25T22:30:04.149-04:002015-03-25T22:30:04.149-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Contingent Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08161652083031423415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-22824469358918274822015-03-25T21:38:13.722-04:002015-03-25T21:38:13.722-04:00Damn right, EMH. PBR is good work beer. I know thr...Damn right, EMH. PBR is good work beer. I know through personal experience that someone could "warm filter" 1PBR/15min while hammering together an entire wall and never miss a nail.Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-74123453926905374962015-03-25T20:53:38.428-04:002015-03-25T20:53:38.428-04:00Is it Adam Levine? Geez, that's the sort of ba...Is it Adam Levine? Geez, that's the sort of bad graphic we're famous for!!! Well done!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-57925431797751952452015-03-25T20:11:41.709-04:002015-03-25T20:11:41.709-04:00You'd be surprised how many students don't...You'd be surprised how many students don't know the names of their profs... That aside, I wouldn't have let them in my car either. Karen Ackoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01527412523732265688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-8154367828068788392015-03-25T19:05:39.808-04:002015-03-25T19:05:39.808-04:00Two cans of PBR? That's two Miami U keggers!Two cans of PBR? That's two Miami U keggers!Middle-Aged and Morosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04046076243513948921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-63171135545060994042015-03-25T17:06:38.642-04:002015-03-25T17:06:38.642-04:00Well played. I have a rule, too, though I never th...Well played. I have a rule, too, though I never thought of it before now. I don't give rides to people who are drooling, unless they are my offspring.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02906546940408742913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-13728356248214751252015-03-25T16:17:48.429-04:002015-03-25T16:17:48.429-04:00Two cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon...
From personal ex...Two cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon...<br /><br />From personal experience, that's nowhere near enough to get wasted on.Emergency Mathematical Hologramhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15873569623797587860noreply@blogger.com