tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post3131783706597072555..comments2023-10-15T04:23:50.187-04:00Comments on College Misery: "There goes the neighborhood..." From an Unknown Sender.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-65076251356049215972016-10-01T14:16:07.806-04:002016-10-01T14:16:07.806-04:00OPH is a genius.OPH is a genius.College Miseryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01371354682300032653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-60300345193790945992016-10-01T10:04:54.690-04:002016-10-01T10:04:54.690-04:00MY mom, although a staunch, conservative Republica...MY mom, although a staunch, conservative Republican all her life, would without question have HATED Donald Trump. But then, she probably wouldn't have been much welcome in today's Republican party, since she was also a staunch supporter of gun control.<br /><br />Neither would my Dad, who proudly voted for Goldwater in '64. He was a high-school German and Spanish teacher, and so was Froderick Frankenstien from Fresnohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11653942918068535424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-9288272691490023292016-10-01T09:33:17.227-04:002016-10-01T09:33:17.227-04:00Your mom---and I've seen a lot of moms, a lot ...Your mom---and I've seen a lot of moms, a lot of moms, believe me, good looking ones too, tremendously good looking, many tens or nines, or a good solid eight, which is pretty good when you think about it, solid eight or nine or ten, I know the best moms, the best moms---but they weren't moms yet, weren't wearing the mom jeans, didn't wear mom jeans not moms yet---now your mom--Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-66158928559113134882016-10-01T02:59:08.910-04:002016-10-01T02:59:08.910-04:00By the way, "your mom" jokes rarely qual...By the way, "your mom" jokes rarely qualify as great art. They're much too easy, just like your mom. The lowest form of humor, which is the dead baby joke, never qualifies.Froderick Frankenstien from Fresnohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11653942918068535424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-65173781008532435822016-09-30T23:37:04.223-04:002016-09-30T23:37:04.223-04:00Not exactly great art, is this one? Watch the reb...Not exactly great art, is this one? Watch the rebuttal Don Rickles gave when he was guest of honor at a Dean Martin celebrity roast: THAT was great art. ("Jerry, you have always annoyed me...")<br /><br />Besides, my Mom positively ENCOURAGED me to become an academic. It was partly because she never went to college herself. Froderick Frankenstien from Fresnohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11653942918068535424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-63105468115288690162016-09-30T22:21:52.102-04:002016-09-30T22:21:52.102-04:00Thy mother is so humourless that she did not so mu...Thy mother is so humourless that she did not so much as giggle at thy desire to be an academic.Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-68884303647583099632016-09-30T19:54:54.830-04:002016-09-30T19:54:54.830-04:00Gentlemen, gentlemen! Quit making fun of black peo...Gentlemen, gentlemen! Quit making fun of black people by saying "yo mama." We'd like more of them to take up the sciences, and the desire is sincere, for the health of the sciences: whenever the people all are the same, they tend to think the same.<br /><br />I recognize that insulting someone's mother is a universal concept, and that what makes great art great is that it Froderick Frankenstien from Fresnohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11653942918068535424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-77349543852411007282016-09-30T08:15:48.086-04:002016-09-30T08:15:48.086-04:00Yo mama so fat that the wave function collapsed be...Yo mama so fat that the wave function collapsed because she sat on it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-75510328556948763962016-09-30T07:27:35.187-04:002016-09-30T07:27:35.187-04:00Yo mama so dumb she tried the Schrodinger's Ca...Yo mama so dumb she tried the Schrodinger's Cat experiment with her dog.Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-41832560631553559622016-09-30T00:38:11.824-04:002016-09-30T00:38:11.824-04:00Let's be nice to the quantum physicists now.Let's be nice to the quantum physicists now.Eric Terryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00843385029998374248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-81032320754559499792016-09-30T00:37:58.704-04:002016-09-30T00:37:58.704-04:00Let's be nice to the quantum physicists now.Let's be nice to the quantum physicists now.Eric Terryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00843385029998374248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-89706114969227482102016-09-29T08:09:52.853-04:002016-09-29T08:09:52.853-04:00I'm sure the fact that 742 other students knew...I'm sure the fact that 742 other students knew which room to go to will totally corroborate Photoshopper's story of how the schedule lacked a room designation.Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-79952098913400798322016-09-29T08:04:55.465-04:002016-09-29T08:04:55.465-04:00Yo mama so dumb even her kids think nothing happen...Yo mama so dumb even her kids think nothing happens when they're not there to witness it.Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-22215515568658149982016-09-29T06:05:17.886-04:002016-09-29T06:05:17.886-04:00Oh boy, does THAT look familiar! "When can I...Oh boy, does THAT look familiar! "When can I come by your office and go over what I missed?" That's less stupid than "Did I miss anything important in class?" But only just. In the latter case, I'm tempted to tell the student that he didn't miss anything of vital importance - we just told dirty jokes about his mother for the whole class period.Fulton Frednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-3763144617872068782016-09-28T19:31:55.228-04:002016-09-28T19:31:55.228-04:00Oh, what hath helicopter parenting wrought. A gene...Oh, what hath helicopter parenting wrought. A generation of over-18-year-olds who are still children showing astonishingly profound stupidity cultivated by never having had to think for themselves on anything even as trivial as reading a schedule, as well as self-centeredness bordering on stupefecation---it simply does not occur to them that it simply would not be humanly possible for you to dropFroderick Frankenstien from Fresnohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11653942918068535424noreply@blogger.com