tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post3717469036163477432..comments2023-10-15T04:23:50.187-04:00Comments on College Misery: The Much Anticipated (Well, No) Return of the Academic Haiku, Often Featured Here, Rarely a Real Haiku, Sold To Us By Former Mod/Overlords as Enigmatic Free Verse About Education and Sometimes Margaritas. Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-73338283612017646002014-12-10T23:04:01.143-05:002014-12-10T23:04:01.143-05:00My heart is aching,
But if I doled points unearnt...My heart is aching, <br />But if I doled points unearnt,<br />I'd just as well die. Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-65655682073987125372014-12-09T20:30:07.611-05:002014-12-09T20:30:07.611-05:00Oh, YEAH? Well, I have the ultimate haiku, then:
...Oh, YEAH? Well, I have the ultimate haiku, then:<br /><br />Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck<br />Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck<br />Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck<br /><br />But of course, it still isn't as good as Greta's.Froderick Frankenstien from Fresnohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11653942918068535424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-7862241340951824542014-12-09T13:12:35.303-05:002014-12-09T13:12:35.303-05:00Where's my compassion?
Same place your grade h...Where's my compassion?<br />Same place your grade has run to<br />Your tears mean nothing<br />The Contemplative Cynichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02088570661592922436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-52873671007542515112014-12-09T08:20:42.765-05:002014-12-09T08:20:42.765-05:00You are in stage three.
Is there something I can d...You are in stage three.<br />Is there something I can do?<br />But I have nothing.Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-63195155671518598712014-12-09T08:16:28.419-05:002014-12-09T08:16:28.419-05:00You sit, all wide-eyed,
Still surprised that you f...You sit, all wide-eyed,<br />Still surprised that you failed, your<br />Fate already sealed.<br /><br />We should not have met <br />Like this; it should have been when<br />You first saw trouble.<br /><br />But there's the rub: you<br />Didn't see it, for you just<br />never looked till now. Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-56503993468253194782014-12-09T08:11:44.874-05:002014-12-09T08:11:44.874-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-9020464482153771902014-12-09T01:05:19.782-05:002014-12-09T01:05:19.782-05:00It's Finals Bingo!
Who won't follow direc...It's Finals Bingo! <br />Who won't follow directions? <br />Yep; no surprise there. <br /><br />Sunny snowflake girl, <br />Giggling as you write your name, <br />Please don't boomerang. <br /><br />Next time you repeat, <br />Try some fresh meat (I mean, prof);<br />Twice was quite enough.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02906546940408742913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-57264059251310471502014-12-08T23:59:22.448-05:002014-12-08T23:59:22.448-05:00+1+1Contingent Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08161652083031423415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-1051710949836816452014-12-08T22:04:27.080-05:002014-12-08T22:04:27.080-05:00Your grade is too low?
No, there is nothing that y...Your grade is too low?<br />No, there is nothing that you<br />Can do to raise it.introvert.profhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09042783611716432247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-25514163352523988692014-12-08T22:03:14.009-05:002014-12-08T22:03:14.009-05:00Exams coming up
They can't be too difficult
Th...Exams coming up<br />They can't be too difficult<br />They don't write themselves.introvert.profhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09042783611716432247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-11814032752225975022014-12-08T18:57:21.161-05:002014-12-08T18:57:21.161-05:00Zero here zero
There fills the grade book yonder
C...Zero here zero<br />There fills the grade book yonder<br />Construct a TARDISBurntChromehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06055976331443607569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-46861453484966242772014-12-08T13:51:30.409-05:002014-12-08T13:51:30.409-05:00The nice thing about the posted haiku is that it w...The nice thing about the posted haiku is that it works for both students and (as Jonathan's haiku points out) professors. Contingent Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08161652083031423415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-82389402838240984662014-12-08T11:55:28.489-05:002014-12-08T11:55:28.489-05:00Grading piles are
self-inflicted injuries.
Profess...Grading piles are<br />self-inflicted injuries.<br />Professor's karma.Jonathan Dresnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04356112719229675996noreply@blogger.com