tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post6324358775311287359..comments2023-10-15T04:23:50.187-04:00Comments on College Misery: Exterminate!!!!!!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-3809687718534158902012-12-02T21:06:20.148-05:002012-12-02T21:06:20.148-05:00I haven't stopped laughing. Sorry - he sounds...I haven't stopped laughing. Sorry - he sounds like an ASSHOLE, but lmbo - you are too funny. Wombat of the Copierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14847183793780076028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-42425140578399263692012-12-01T18:07:30.254-05:002012-12-01T18:07:30.254-05:00I yell, "Points off!"I yell, "Points off!"Cindyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01815313561677464295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-12581647998709509652012-12-01T01:24:01.185-05:002012-12-01T01:24:01.185-05:00Fezzes are cool. ;) Fezzes are cool. ;) Karihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16616875698790471120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-88328902215260891832012-11-30T23:04:31.942-05:002012-11-30T23:04:31.942-05:00Ahhh, that's the kind of rant I was craving. I...Ahhh, that's the kind of rant I was craving. I didn't doubt that Andy had earned his sobriquet, just wanted to hear you dish.<br /><br />And dish you did. You had me at "Come to every class late . . . with an air of contemptuous impatience that makes your skin crawl."<br /><br />But his attempt to make you and the dean "listen to the workings of his bowels" is above Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02906546940408742913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-52635907167741194602012-11-30T18:43:50.661-05:002012-11-30T18:43:50.661-05:00At first, R a/o G, I had drafted "This asshol...At first, R a/o G, I had drafted "This asshole spreads his shit across campus," but thought that was too graphic. :)The Contemplative Cynichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02088570661592922436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-36462840788380814672012-11-30T18:38:32.116-05:002012-11-30T18:38:32.116-05:00My old high school English teacher used to yell &q...My old high school English teacher used to yell "Exterminate" any time one of us displeased him. He'd probably get locked up these days....EC1https://www.blogger.com/profile/13414931249618049097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-10118463902537997632012-11-30T17:26:00.470-05:002012-11-30T17:26:00.470-05:00@CrayonEater: yep, that's another obstacle for...@CrayonEater: yep, that's another obstacle for me, too. Contingent Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08161652083031423415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-62860367050480641762012-11-30T17:08:23.119-05:002012-11-30T17:08:23.119-05:00Damn, I don't have an adam's apple.Damn, I don't have an adam's apple.CrayonEaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10126396989880932207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-41760188694691044872012-11-30T16:27:35.169-05:002012-11-30T16:27:35.169-05:00"he spreads his assholeness across the campus..."he spreads his assholeness across the campus"<br /><br />Ay carumba! I can NOT get that image out of my head!<br /><br />And Dr. N - if they can't recognize the Brady Bunch, how are we ever going to expect them to recognize Daleks?Rosencrantz Andor Guildensternhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05095512139776536635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-17034026478671961462012-11-30T16:04:32.485-05:002012-11-30T16:04:32.485-05:00If I was still of childbearing years, I'd cons...If I was still of childbearing years, I'd consider having another child in hopes he would be a boy so I could name him "Rory." I am really LOVING the 11th incarnation of Dr. Who series. It is taking me quite a while to get through it because of stoopid stuff like essay grading and such. But it is a WONDERFUL distraction on horrible days. <br /><br />As it is (in terms of child Bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15686242633678466958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-39642056496923757072012-11-30T15:46:53.931-05:002012-11-30T15:46:53.931-05:00The graphic isn't crappy enough.The graphic isn't crappy enough.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-12172388508440504882012-11-30T15:46:16.180-05:002012-11-30T15:46:16.180-05:00Hey, that's fun!Hey, that's fun!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-36345732861921677822012-11-30T15:19:42.586-05:002012-11-30T15:19:42.586-05:00Contemplative Cynic, I think Asshole Andy must be ...Contemplative Cynic, I think Asshole Andy must be related to your college's resident Asshole. <br /><br />Proffie Galore---what has he done to deserve such a title? <br /><br />What has he NOT done? You know, some people just go through life being Super Assholes. Andy has:<br /><br />1. Come to every class late, making up a fresh (stale, but new to this particular class) excuse every Bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15686242633678466958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-26637065999132003122012-11-30T14:43:39.785-05:002012-11-30T14:43:39.785-05:00My sympathies and empathy. And yay!
We have our v...My sympathies and empathy. And yay!<br /><br />We have our very own school asshole. The kicker: he's an Undeclared major. This means he spreads his assholeness across the campus. But everyone knows him. He's the one who screams at the Registrar when he finds out a class he took in 1982 doesn't transfer, and we can all hear him even though he's in the next building. He's the The Contemplative Cynichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02088570661592922436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-12850677765686004932012-11-30T14:39:09.466-05:002012-11-30T14:39:09.466-05:00Wow. Just WOW. Do us all a favor and have him shif...Wow. Just WOW. Do us all a favor and have him shift towards Educational Administration.The Contemplative Cynichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02088570661592922436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-22934956317628318052012-11-30T13:48:02.014-05:002012-11-30T13:48:02.014-05:00It's so good to see Dr. Who on the page.
But ...It's so good to see Dr. Who on the page.<br /><br />But I am unsatisfied by this rant. Bella, what does Andy do that earns him universal recognition as an asshole?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02906546940408742913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-40790664407235646092012-11-30T13:40:41.487-05:002012-11-30T13:40:41.487-05:00I just said it was a fun pastime. I didn't say...I just said it was a fun pastime. I didn't say that I actually DID it.Three Sigmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10822893039310439770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-41188370695055883152012-11-30T13:07:38.564-05:002012-11-30T13:07:38.564-05:00I LOVE that graphic. It should be our official log...I LOVE that graphic. It should be our official logo. CM should make and sell a stamp shaped like that for us to use when grading student work- the stamp will save us writing "epic fail" over and over again!!!Dream-Killerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10899352252923649504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-21624147730835889782012-11-30T12:59:37.045-05:002012-11-30T12:59:37.045-05:00and, presumably, while you are occupying a named c...and, presumably, while you are occupying a named chair, or at least a tenured position. Contingent Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08161652083031423415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-24467159172567887842012-11-30T11:28:37.859-05:002012-11-30T11:28:37.859-05:00Fun pastime: extend your hand flat, and place the ...Fun pastime: extend your hand flat, and place the knuckle of your first finger against your adam's apple. Now yell "EXTERNINATE" while wiggiing your hand up and down.<br /><br />Best done while students are approaching your office to see you during office hours.Three Sigmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10822893039310439770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-50006164641322731222012-11-30T11:11:42.524-05:002012-11-30T11:11:42.524-05:00Just kidding. Loved it.Just kidding. Loved it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-36941341278385218742012-11-30T11:11:31.677-05:002012-11-30T11:11:31.677-05:00Hey, watch your language around here.Hey, watch your language around here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-36979100543508973882012-11-30T10:17:01.508-05:002012-11-30T10:17:01.508-05:00As stated in the 1981 episide "Destiny of the...As stated in the 1981 episide "Destiny of the Daleks":<br /><br />ADVANCE FOR TOTAL DALEK VICTORY!<br /><br />By the way, I know exactly how for feel. This semester, I have a premed who is making a real nuisance of himself in my observational astronomy class. He almost got a C in the prerequisite, and I told him this would be a rigorous class for physics majors that may not be good for Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com