tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post6484771861203758458..comments2023-10-15T04:23:50.187-04:00Comments on College Misery: Clara from Cleveland Sent Us A Great Wombat-Inspired Graphic She Found. We Then Tried to Ruin the Idea. This is What We Do.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-43921958620065028372014-10-14T06:28:38.067-04:002014-10-14T06:28:38.067-04:00Many students don't know from adjuncts. They&#...Many students don't know from adjuncts. They's say, "Oh, you must be the new teacher."Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-28460493459749182202014-10-13T13:08:47.884-04:002014-10-13T13:08:47.884-04:00Good to be back. I read everything, though I rare...Good to be back. I read everything, though I rarely comment. But I'm reading.<br /><br />Why was this post different? Capybaras just happen to be my favorite animal. It's the largest rodent in the world. The LARGEST RODENT IN THE WORLD, people. You don't evolve to be the LARGEST RODENT IN THE WORLD just to get confused with a wombat.<br /><br />It's like finally achieving Ruby from Richmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02756121084410280787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-10643231897544631532014-10-12T15:46:21.758-04:002014-10-12T15:46:21.758-04:00Which would include rabbits and deer, and perhaps ...Which would include rabbits and deer, and perhaps also a cat I once knew (who apparently had atypically narrow intestines). I've cleaned more than a few pelletpooperii cages in my day. Contingent Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08161652083031423415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-47691695302175483612014-10-11T13:53:07.245-04:002014-10-11T13:53:07.245-04:00so go ahead and jump off the roof, you're the ...so go ahead and jump off the roof, you're the f***ing Batman!Middle-Aged and Morosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04046076243513948921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-79230061588100990492014-10-11T07:36:24.747-04:002014-10-11T07:36:24.747-04:00You're forgetting the branch pelletpooperii.You're forgetting the branch pelletpooperii.Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-7822794935882522682014-10-11T07:14:18.033-04:002014-10-11T07:14:18.033-04:00What? You mean they're not all members of the...What? You mean they're not all members of the smallfurbearingcritteridae?Rosencrantz Andor Guildensternhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05095512139776536635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-24325874014709514802014-10-10T23:39:09.990-04:002014-10-10T23:39:09.990-04:00Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't...Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badgers!<br /><br />Wait . . . what . . . what do you mean wrong animals? Wrong order? Dammit. This is the last time I let students do my background research.Pat from Peoriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10005657976057072299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-14968578270247883502014-10-10T14:07:23.926-04:002014-10-10T14:07:23.926-04:00I love this place. That is all.I love this place. That is all.The Contemplative Cynichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02088570661592922436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-81536942430616389402014-10-10T13:45:53.965-04:002014-10-10T13:45:53.965-04:00Just edit the wikipedia page on capybaras to say t...Just edit the wikipedia page on capybaras to say that they're a species of wombat. Problem solved (at least for a minute or two). Contingent Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08161652083031423415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-89568162749428997872014-10-10T13:32:06.414-04:002014-10-10T13:32:06.414-04:00The update below the images will easily be the fun...The update below the images will easily be the funniest thing I read today.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-46045442830530873912014-10-10T13:26:56.045-04:002014-10-10T13:26:56.045-04:00This is why I like to represent all living things ...This is why I like to represent all living things as stick figures.College Miseryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01371354682300032653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-47762360240542889082014-10-10T13:26:23.769-04:002014-10-10T13:26:23.769-04:00Chupacabra? Cool. I thought they were mythical, or...Chupacabra? Cool. I thought they were mythical, or mythological, or like a unicorn, rare.College Miseryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01371354682300032653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-16842340846291979572014-10-10T13:22:13.179-04:002014-10-10T13:22:13.179-04:00But ... but ... but .... Google said that it was a...But ... but ... but .... Google said that it was a wombat!!! Google is never wrong. And, Wikipedia is a trusted scholarly source!!!Clara from Clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16457206132910568140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-33285894652837273982014-10-10T13:18:37.027-04:002014-10-10T13:18:37.027-04:00Ruby, if something wasn't wrong, where would t...Ruby, if something wasn't wrong, where would the misery be?<br /><br />Good to see you on the page again!College Miseryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01371354682300032653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-75806778020068823852014-10-10T13:17:02.192-04:002014-10-10T13:17:02.192-04:00Sorry to spoil the fun, but that first picture is ...Sorry to spoil the fun, but that first picture is a capybara, not a wombat. (Maybe the person who made the graphic thought, "Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist.)Ruby from Richmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02756121084410280787noreply@blogger.com