tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post7038777571067500986..comments2023-10-15T04:23:50.187-04:00Comments on College Misery: Why Do We Occasionally Post Notes We Get From Students? Because They Taste So Good.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-49022072074555740402014-01-24T07:44:35.518-05:002014-01-24T07:44:35.518-05:00never had a problem, actually. Life was so much s...never had a problem, actually. Life was so much simpler in Canuckistan whhen I was young. <br />Vog3lfr3ihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07498874776211940606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-37862900585466388202014-01-22T18:00:50.736-05:002014-01-22T18:00:50.736-05:00What do you bet that, somewhere buried in the midd...What do you bet that, somewhere buried in the middle of a paragraph in the middle of his 20-page syllabus, this professor has a reminder that papers are to be stapled, *and* a warning that the student is responsible for the consequences should the professor be forced to staple the paper himself? Contingent Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08161652083031423415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-11639161392716381562014-01-22T13:23:58.056-05:002014-01-22T13:23:58.056-05:00oh I LOVE that idea!!! However, how do you then de...oh I LOVE that idea!!! However, how do you then deal with the inevitable student whining that you couldn't have read their whole paper and could you re-grade it? Do you just ignore the complaint? What do you say to them?Dream-Killerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10899352252923649504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-82048371113316963732014-01-22T13:05:39.401-05:002014-01-22T13:05:39.401-05:00I used to keep the pages together for the purposes...I used to keep the pages together for the purposes of marking, they would then be returned randomly distributed among the properly stapled assignments.Vog3lfr3ihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07498874776211940606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-51140157589431048842014-01-22T12:11:56.080-05:002014-01-22T12:11:56.080-05:00I think your prof was engaging in a "teachabl...I think your prof was engaging in a "teachable moment." Too bad you missed the point.Academic Charlotte Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06617435890922621735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-19759970938012426422014-01-22T03:32:43.585-05:002014-01-22T03:32:43.585-05:00They'll say, "Didn't they teach you t...They'll say, "Didn't they teach you to STAPLE (Twitch! Twitch!) papers together in college?"Froderick Frankenstien from Fresnohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11653942918068535424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-30608150382179128312014-01-22T03:32:02.924-05:002014-01-22T03:32:02.924-05:00STAPLES! (Twitch! Twitch!) MUUAAA-HAA-HAAAAA!!!
S...STAPLES! (Twitch! Twitch!) MUUAAA-HAA-HAAAAA!!!<br /><br />STAPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />In my more lucid moments, seemingly increasingly rarely, I remind them that real bosses in the real world will roll their eyes if you screw up something as simple as STAPLES! (Twitch! Twitch!)Froderick Frankenstien from Fresnohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11653942918068535424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-77748818062127336862014-01-21T21:25:46.146-05:002014-01-21T21:25:46.146-05:00I think we know what kind of porn Frod has on his ...I think we know what kind of porn Frod has on his computer (though IT might not recognize it as porn. "Why is 75% of this guy's hard drive taken up by pictures of. . . .staplers?!?" To each his own.) Contingent Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08161652083031423415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-57981851740196226492014-01-21T20:43:36.644-05:002014-01-21T20:43:36.644-05:00STAPLES! (Twitch! Twitch!) STAPLES!!!
I like the ...STAPLES! (Twitch! Twitch!) STAPLES!!!<br /><br />I like the stapler that shocks. My favorite, though, is the new-and-improved high-power model, with the savory roasting aroma.Froderick Frankenstien from Fresnohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11653942918068535424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-70956505942591841142014-01-21T16:45:01.703-05:002014-01-21T16:45:01.703-05:00Sure, your proffie will have to remove the staples...Sure, your proffie will have to remove the staples in order to read it. The funny thing is, those staples cover up the holes and tears that exist in the middle of each page. How did that get there? I don't know either but it's your paper. You should have paid attention to things like that. Any decent student would notice a big rip in the middle of the page. I hope the holes didn'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-3716044234893961792014-01-21T16:44:08.160-05:002014-01-21T16:44:08.160-05:00This makes me wish I had students turn in papers r...This makes me wish I had students turn in papers rather than online grading. I could do all kinds of stapler art.The Contemplative Cynichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02088570661592922436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-24578020739360902202014-01-21T15:52:07.905-05:002014-01-21T15:52:07.905-05:00Wait. We actually have to read the stuff that stud...Wait. We actually have to read the stuff that students hand in?!? Edna Expathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11438002061912782295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-80283749771645875642014-01-21T15:48:47.858-05:002014-01-21T15:48:47.858-05:00Good move, kid. Your direction-following skills wi...Good move, kid. Your direction-following skills will take you far. I hate to break it to you but your prof is only going to read the first page and then assign it the shitty grade it deserves. <br /><br />I don't accept loose paper from students at all, so you're lucky he was so generous. What kind of moron hands in a paper that isn't stapled? I can't even imagine thinking thatSurly Templehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05057191570792423261noreply@blogger.com