tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post7471066792240779031..comments2023-10-15T04:23:50.187-04:00Comments on College Misery: First World Professor ProblemsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-91272587431257381542016-04-12T13:31:40.036-04:002016-04-12T13:31:40.036-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Academic Charlotte Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06617435890922621735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-81799203862891696822016-04-11T18:17:38.377-04:002016-04-11T18:17:38.377-04:00"No, not moon the Dean."
Once I yelled ..."No, not moon the Dean."<br /><br />Once I yelled at Dean<br />Tenure saved my gluteus<br />Humbled I retreat.Rosencrantz Andor Guildensternhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05095512139776536635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-79288686954664638752016-04-11T16:30:09.750-04:002016-04-11T16:30:09.750-04:00You squandered your time
Studied not and learned n...You squandered your time<br />Studied not and learned nothing <br />Not my crisis 'flakeOvreductdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13961540854552566493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-18229900359357025392016-04-10T14:11:33.876-04:002016-04-10T14:11:33.876-04:00Ten thousand steps, but
No progress to show for th...Ten thousand steps, but<br />No progress to show for them. <br />So much for meetings.Bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15686242633678466958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-13124853660865858362016-04-10T09:42:19.453-04:002016-04-10T09:42:19.453-04:00Snowflake misery!
A drink is what I wanted;
You br...Snowflake misery!<br />A drink is what I wanted;<br />You brought me pizza.EC1https://www.blogger.com/profile/13414931249618049097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-75456204548603211702016-04-10T08:27:03.036-04:002016-04-10T08:27:03.036-04:00Yes, the trifecta!
Margaritas gone,
come new mise...Yes, the trifecta!<br /><br />Margaritas gone,<br />come new misery, I face<br />these snowflakes sober.Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-17741110740818490302016-04-10T00:49:28.055-04:002016-04-10T00:49:28.055-04:00Brava!Brava!EC1https://www.blogger.com/profile/13414931249618049097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-10639150729397371922016-04-10T00:10:32.193-04:002016-04-10T00:10:32.193-04:00Entitled snowflakes
Legislative misery
Margarita t...Entitled snowflakes<br />Legislative misery<br />Margarita timeAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15711314415244801354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-12810992967103803322016-04-09T23:17:10.568-04:002016-04-09T23:17:10.568-04:00One hundred forty
characters in this student's...One hundred forty<br />characters in this student's <br />email, not worth shit.<br /><br />I'd read for pleasure <br />before these papers piled on <br />my nightstand, askance.<br /><br />I had dreamed of days<br />I'd make the difference, but<br />now I just want sleep.Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-76297278803853184452016-04-09T20:10:43.246-04:002016-04-09T20:10:43.246-04:00Tenure achieved; now
what to do with this new pow&...Tenure achieved; now<br />what to do with this new pow'r?<br />No, not moon the Dean.<br /><br />School-issued laptop, <br />but no Retina Display?<br />You're making me blind.<br /><br />Running late, I must<br />park in the student lot midst<br />cars nicer than mine.<br /><br />Ogre Proctor Hephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17428431147495287413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-54035797959762830952016-04-09T18:30:22.245-04:002016-04-09T18:30:22.245-04:00Elbow patches need
Repair; monocle grubby.
Sally f...Elbow patches need<br />Repair; monocle grubby.<br />Sally forth, old chap!<br />EC1https://www.blogger.com/profile/13414931249618049097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-22841940787967875682016-04-09T17:30:59.766-04:002016-04-09T17:30:59.766-04:00this was exactly
what i thought when it was first
...this was exactly<br />what i thought when it was first<br />unveiled: death, death, DEATH!Prof Poopieheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00997969128824319914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-54535569365107443352016-04-09T16:29:01.034-04:002016-04-09T16:29:01.034-04:00Organic salad
In the cafeteria
Something moves; I ...Organic salad<br />In the cafeteria<br />Something moves; I leave hungry.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15711314415244801354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-24855311104461270652016-04-09T16:21:39.612-04:002016-04-09T16:21:39.612-04:00I check my FitBit
Ten thousand steps already
And s...I check my FitBit<br />Ten thousand steps already<br />And still more meetingsAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15711314415244801354noreply@blogger.com