tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post7882370107934614973..comments2023-10-15T04:23:50.187-04:00Comments on College Misery: Of Men and Anal ProjectilesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-9479610191982156902013-06-15T02:15:19.855-04:002013-06-15T02:15:19.855-04:00Son, before you head to college, we need to talk. ...Son, before you head to college, we need to talk. No, it's not about condoms, or even condom snorting.* And I respect you enough to not bring up huffing or the cinnamon challenge.<br /><br />But, well, son, I'm just going to say this once. Never stuff the launcher end of a bottle rocket up your ass. <br /><br />What? I don't care if all your friends do it. <br /><br />Okay, I know, IAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02906546940408742913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-47008785640279849952013-06-14T12:13:43.498-04:002013-06-14T12:13:43.498-04:00West Virginia is part of the South, but is not acc...West Virginia is part of the South, but is not accredited by the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools. <br /><br />I've spent some time on the Marshall campus. Crazy politics there. Bat shit crazy.<br /><br />Some nice people, though. And nice trees.<br />Southern Bubba, Ph.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12050992903794385204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-65994301539074412502013-06-14T06:43:14.857-04:002013-06-14T06:43:14.857-04:00When I was in the navy, my first overseas summer f...When I was in the navy, my first overseas summer found me stationed on Okinawa (a really long time ago...so long ago that Jimmy Carter was president). And even though I was in uniform and doing serious work, I was also still a teenager. When the 4th of July rolled around, we spent a Kirin-and-Orion-beer-fueled evening in a cane field behind my house shooting off fireworks, including bottle miserable adjuncthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10607025328823563088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-62901411236972423092013-06-14T06:37:06.182-04:002013-06-14T06:37:06.182-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.miserable adjuncthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10607025328823563088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-55377754346065284542013-06-14T05:17:41.949-04:002013-06-14T05:17:41.949-04:00Never again will I utter the saying, "And mon...Never again will I utter the saying, "And monkeys might fly out of my butt!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-30724759139453146712013-06-14T03:52:22.079-04:002013-06-14T03:52:22.079-04:00Now you know why there are so few women in science...Now you know why there are so few women in science. <br /><br />Seriously: women are smarter than men, and can see that science has devolved into a really crummy job. More about it here:<br /><br />http://philip.greenspun.com/careers/women-in-science<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-68496990454409975492013-06-14T01:42:09.575-04:002013-06-14T01:42:09.575-04:00WE! ARE! MARSHALL!!WE! ARE! MARSHALL!!StellafromSparksburghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17584701718285662953noreply@blogger.com