tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post8271240214003059650..comments2023-10-15T04:23:50.187-04:00Comments on College Misery: Today's VidShizzle: "I Sorta Like the Rose Petals Thing..."Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-13969118889589064222011-06-30T23:44:50.037-04:002011-06-30T23:44:50.037-04:00@Angry Archie - awesome. please tell me that you h...@Angry Archie - awesome. please tell me that you have actually said that to a student!Frank Intercoursehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11392025581401087233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-42682858088559863812011-06-29T22:25:29.548-04:002011-06-29T22:25:29.548-04:00@Angry Archie
Just say "Make it rain, motherf...@Angry Archie<br />Just say "Make it rain, motherfucker! Make it rain" and they'll figure it out.<br /><br />Yes I did go to a school called Northeastern Ghetto Tech.Strelnikovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12660962615198939441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-58893831963467788832011-06-28T22:47:38.269-04:002011-06-28T22:47:38.269-04:00What a tea partying jerk.What a tea partying jerk.Great Lakes Gretahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08101613060478193833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-6823418321284566512011-06-28T21:37:46.786-04:002011-06-28T21:37:46.786-04:00Um. Ok, clearly my bar is set low. I'm just as...Um. Ok, clearly my bar is set low. I'm just astonished he's read/is reading a syllabus. I mean... most of them don't even do that so they can mock them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-64603647043298593372011-06-28T18:43:17.547-04:002011-06-28T18:43:17.547-04:00"Syllabuses" is perfectly correct, FTR."Syllabuses" is perfectly correct, FTR.Lexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08353211383898810500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-19625444111533295682011-06-28T15:25:08.038-04:002011-06-28T15:25:08.038-04:00I'm guessing he's flunked several classes ...I'm guessing he's flunked several classes and is really bitter because he can't figure out why he's such a fucktard. Where else would he have gotten syllabuses, I mean syllabi?The Contemplative Cynichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02088570661592922436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-32993750073746534862011-06-28T12:03:10.894-04:002011-06-28T12:03:10.894-04:00Dear Fuckstick,
If you shower me with fifties and...Dear Fuckstick,<br /><br />If you shower me with fifties and hundreds as I walk past, you may call me anything you please.<br /><br />Otherwise, you may refer to me as "he who will be giving me an F."<br /><br />That is all.Angry Archiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07348431132289025339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-76811617472086591152011-06-28T09:01:41.823-04:002011-06-28T09:01:41.823-04:00I called my spouse "Master" for two befo...I called my spouse "Master" for two before I finished my own Master's degree. It was not reciprocated, however.<br /><br />Of course I did it in the style of James Hetfield of Metallica, so...Sawyer in Student Serviceshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16463333151790071057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-85806046151539337482011-06-28T08:44:14.073-04:002011-06-28T08:44:14.073-04:00Oh I can tell, he will do well in college! Best o...Oh I can tell, he will do well in college! Best of luck, to him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-82324940130315006892011-06-28T04:39:43.124-04:002011-06-28T04:39:43.124-04:00Allison, you are clearly a gentle and forgiving so...Allison, you are clearly a gentle and forgiving soul and a much better person than I am. Me, I HOPE that child is in for a world of hurt.<br /><br />I don't know where to start. Everyone knows there was never a Pharaoh called "Xerxes". Also, it's "syllabungen".<br /><br />My syllabus says "I prefer to be addressed as 'Doctor'. And stop staring at my Merely Academichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00452389428113097744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-73887100618667921072011-06-28T02:58:46.419-04:002011-06-28T02:58:46.419-04:00That child is in for a world of hurt when his enti...That child is in for a world of hurt when his entitlement runs up against the wall of expectations of respect. I'm thinking he's a freshman and hasn't yet encountered a lot of real life.Allisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12865653248309423843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-6430026333389548422011-06-28T00:15:41.316-04:002011-06-28T00:15:41.316-04:00Old-tymey Strelnikov: Torture this skinhead with e...Old-tymey Strelnikov: Torture this skinhead with electricity and water, then shoot him to death slowly with a .22 (keep saying you're missing because his screams are un-nerving)....<br /><br />vietcong, you teach in a military academy; if they don't begin every sentence with "sir or "ma'am" they get a demerit and have to do mindless chores.<br /><br />I change my mind; Strelnikovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12660962615198939441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-34115066034889109392011-06-28T00:03:35.921-04:002011-06-28T00:03:35.921-04:00my students all stand at attention when class begi...my students all stand at attention when class begins, and one of them salutes and tells me exactly who's missing . . . what? that doesn't happen everywhere?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com