tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post8911211601555710939..comments2023-10-15T04:23:50.187-04:00Comments on College Misery: How NOT To Treat the Freshmen (1495)Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-78637465333207158752013-08-29T19:08:01.671-04:002013-08-29T19:08:01.671-04:00The mating call of the medieval male? :)The mating call of the medieval male? :)The Contemplative Cynichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02088570661592922436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-70360941184739649982013-08-29T10:42:35.140-04:002013-08-29T10:42:35.140-04:00You're right! I'll start saving some empt...You're right! I'll start saving some empty plastic bottles.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-59854797859048775962013-08-29T09:39:12.061-04:002013-08-29T09:39:12.061-04:00But if they return as sophomores, all bets are of...But if they return as sophomores, all bets are off.Sawyer in Student Serviceshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16463333151790071057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-10738227980509057532013-08-29T01:47:18.128-04:002013-08-29T01:47:18.128-04:00It's just not fair that they get to do all of ...It's just not fair that they get to do all of this to each other, but we're not allowed to do any of it to them.Froderick Frankenstien from Fresnohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11653942918068535424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-24022740966318017462013-08-29T00:32:48.656-04:002013-08-29T00:32:48.656-04:00Back then you could still get away with *pouring* ...Back then you could still get away with *pouring* urine on freshmen; you just couldn't drench them.<br /><br />Those were the days.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02906546940408742913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-21523448938488987892013-08-28T23:02:36.233-04:002013-08-28T23:02:36.233-04:00The prospectus for the University of St. Andrews i...The prospectus for the University of St. Andrews in Scotland, circa 1970, allegedly included the sentence: "Apart from an isolated incident of violence in 1470 when the dean of the faculty of arts was shot at with bows and arrows, and if one glosses over the Jacobite demonstrations of 1715, the university has been singularly free of student unrest."<br /><br />So if you ever invent a Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-18564380771105736592013-08-28T21:24:00.765-04:002013-08-28T21:24:00.765-04:00"Wheet wheew! (pant pant pant) Ah-oo-gah!&quo..."Wheet wheew! (pant pant pant) Ah-oo-gah!"<br /><br />I believe that's actually how Abelard met Heloise.Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16403289509523215570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-88758079468510532502013-08-28T20:26:38.880-04:002013-08-28T20:26:38.880-04:00With the exception of "annoy," which the...With the exception of "annoy," which they suffer just by our mere existance, this list is consistent with current policies, though it's more explicit. I'm sure I'd get in trouble for pouring urine on them, even though it's not in the faculty handbook.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-72932282095305997062013-08-28T20:21:16.908-04:002013-08-28T20:21:16.908-04:00"Mock by whistling"? Really? What would ..."Mock by whistling"? Really? What would that have sounded like?The Contemplative Cynichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02088570661592922436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-73374728820721816802013-08-28T19:25:10.989-04:002013-08-28T19:25:10.989-04:00Damn! No use for the catheter, then.Damn! No use for the catheter, then.Doctor BPDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15077311480386412339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2883226237165701608.post-85588343287399591312013-08-28T19:24:25.260-04:002013-08-28T19:24:25.260-04:00Middle-aged in more ways than one, eh? I sometimes...Middle-aged in more ways than one, eh? I sometimes wonder what is like in the days of town-gown riots in almost all the great medieval university cities and think the odd one might have been fun. Of course I wouldn't want most of my colleagues guarding my back--they probably wouldn't know what to do with a broken bottle besides hunting despairingly for a recycling bin.Doctor BPDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15077311480386412339noreply@blogger.com