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A: Maybe he was a vampire.
ReplyDeleteA: Surely it's because the site is dying.
ReplyDeleteBecause "big thirsty" implies that water deprivation is a disadvantage, thereby marginalizing the experience of those who do not feel liquid deprived.
ReplyDeleteB: I think he was a ghost...
ReplyDeleteA big thirsty implies that I am not allowed to participate due to my limited stature. I feel marginalized!
ReplyDeleteC: Maybe the main character was a gay vampire ghost.
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All of our questions have been answered. So the blog has ceased to serve any useful purpose, and is dead.
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Because I never notice what day it is when I check this site. I work 7 days a week. I check 7 days a week. Who notices that it's a Thursday???
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ReplyDeleteThese have been the most helpful thirsty answers ever.
ReplyDeleteAre we gonna be tested on this? If not, I'm not paying attention.
ReplyDeleteI am offended by the thirst-normative tone of these comments.
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