I have four kids in my summer class who stumble in to the 8 am start time absolutely wasted, drunk, high, something.
Why do you take classes at such times, kids? What's wrong with you?
And then they have 900 things they need once they get there. Nobody thought to bring paper or pens. There's always monumental syllabus confusion. "Is that TODAY?"
I know somebody is paying for their classes; it's not a cheap ticket here either.
I just want to tell them how ridiculous they are, pull them all aside and explain that they should probably just go get stoned and take class when they grow up.
Do I sound impossibly old?