I've been dealing with a case of galumphing galumphitis these past several weeks and as a result I haven't been able to make it to very many classes.
Which class of mine is it you're in? The one with 250 students or the one with only 60? It would be helpful to know, though it probably won't make any difference to my response.
In light of this, I was wondering if it would be possible for you to send me the notes from the past five or six classes.
The notes I have made clear at the beginning of class that I never give out? The notes that would do you no good anyway because they're only in my head? Those notes? No.
I realize that might be a bit much to ask
but it would be extremely helpful. If this isn't possible, if you could perhaps give me the email of someone who would be willing to do this in the class
I suspect you're in the class of 250. I don't know any of the rest of them either.
or maybe a teacher's assistant.
I wish, I really wish, we had the kind of budget that innocent request implies you think we have.
Thanks in advance for your help.
You needn't. No, really.