As a girl I was told to keep my knees together, otherwise people could see "all the way to China", i.e. my underwear.
One morning in class the well-proportioned jock had to sit in the front row on account of being late and all the more comfortable places where they message each other and watch/make videos during class were taken.
I make it a point to look at each of my students at least once during class. As I was scanning the front row I realized that Jock had made himself comfortable with his legs spread wide open. And there was a big hole in an important place. Not only could I see all the way to China, China appeared to be flesh-colored and be rather hairy.
I blinked, wondering if I was hallucinating (I only had one glass of Chardonnay the night before). No, still there. So I made it a point to not look at Jock the rest of class, although I was mighty tempted.
Dear readers - should I have mentioned this wardrobe malfunction to Jock?
Suzy from Square State