Summer Term Haiku

your portfolio
in hand, you ask the question:
"you wanted this typed?"

you're in college now.
this seems to be lost on you.
please pull up your pants.

super keener finds
me two semesters later.
no, i won't edit.

heat, humidity;
why are you still here? snowflakes
should melt in summer.

txt bout d final.
plz cn i hv xtension?
i say lol.