Mathsquatch joins the scene and tears some limbs

Howdy, I'm Mathsquatch. I know that most people hate math, and you know what? I don't really care. I could show you how useful it can be in your life and how every decent teacher should have a basic knowledge of the subject, but I know that nobody would give a shit, so I will save my breath.

I am here mostly for the smackdown part of this site. I want to lay down the smack, and I want to see others lay down some smack. So, here is a bit of smack:

Baseball Bob- I don't know why you do not know what 2+2 is, after all, your IQ is almost that high. You decided that I should sit and do your homework for you, and you decided to not know the answer when I flat out gave it to you. You later came crying to me and told me that you needed a C in the class in order to stay on the team. Well, a 32% is not even close to a C. I could have explained it you, but I had better things to do. Everybody knows that Zoolander followed by A Night at the Roxbury followed by Spaceballs is much better than talking to an idiot. Actually, hugging a porcupine would always be better than talking to you.

English Elle- Yes, you were in my math class. And yes, I did assign, and grade, written papers from you. You had the audacity to tell me that I had no right to grade you on grammar. Well, miss prissy English major, you should have proofread your paper better because your mistakes would have been obvious to even the dullest freshman. And your bad attitude and evil eye not only made me hate you, it kept me from giving you the benefit of the doubt when you were one point away from the next highest grade. Enjoy your C-.

Headphone Harry- Actually, I need to give myself the smackdown on this one. I totally misjudged you. Since you seemed to always have your headphones in, I assumed that you weren't paying attention, but, when you found that method that, granted, only works in some specific cases, you proved that you were just bored sitting in the back as the smartest kid in the class. Thank you for allowing me to show you why your method did not work in all cases, and for not being a jerk about it. You deserve a cookie.

Easy Bree- It is not cute to wear a shirt that your instructor can look down. I don't care how nice your lady parts are, it is inappropriate and it only makes you seem desperate and sad. If you want your teacher to ask you out on a date, at least wait until the end of the term when the grades are in. Then, be as flirty and outwardly available as possible. (Just make sure your instructor is single before you accidentally make a fool of yourself.)

Douchebag Dan- You were a colleague and you were in a place of power with most of the women you dated when I knew you. The last I knew, you were busy getting it on with a new group of students. I hope that you get what you deserve, you dirty, evil man.

Well, that is all the smackdown I have for now.

Mathsquatch out.