Short but sweet

Grade-grubbing Gertrude: "Hi Professor Ivory. I noticed on D2L that I made an 89 in your class. I was wondering, could that be rounded up?"

Ummmm. No.

(Yeah, alright. My actual response was snark-free and gave a bit more information, like the minor detail that I already had rounded up, which is how she ended up with that 89 in the first place.)

I wonder if she had daddy call the dean this time?