I don't have the time to copy and paste part of the article, but I thought we should all support the truth in advertising from Drake University. Actually, I know nothing about the school, but I would hope that they are better than a D+. I bet that's just the average grade for a freshman... They must get smarter before graduation, right?
Mathsquatch *gettin' an A+ just for sittin' in a seat three times a week* out
I am relieved to know that I don't work for a school that embarrasses themselves to that extent.
ReplyDeleteWhat Beaker Ben said.
ReplyDeleteFurthermore, its "punch" comes from these ridiculous anti-intellectual notions that North American culture seems to like so much.
PS Beaker Ben, you're mentioned in my profile. If that's awkward, please tell me, I"ll delete it. That we all use pseudonyms hopefully alleviates that.
ReplyDeleteIt says:
Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
"I'd give it to Beaker Ben and let him do it, in a beaker."
Dr. Cranky, very clever answer. I'm flattered.
ReplyDelete"I bet that's just the average grade for a freshman." If that were the case, then sign me up to work at Drake because the upper division students must be pretty smart.
ReplyDeleteAt my piece of shit of humanity, many faculty hands out As like they are goddamn gumballs. Flunk the bastards and drop a deuce on retention and time to completion.
The Yahoo page linked from the OP is now at a different address. I found it:
ReplyDeleteGreat moments in collegiate marketing: Drake University’s ‘D+’ campaign
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