Sunday, September 12, 2010

Sunday Thirsty Haiku Challenge: Favorite or Least Favorite Campus Person


Q. Who is your favorite or least favorite person on campus? Why?

A. Must be answered in the form of a haiku. Here's my righteous attempt:
Love the janitor.
He keeps the place sparkling clean
And he smiles at me.

:-)

14 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 12, 2010 at 6:44 AM

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  2. Kenny KeenerSeptember 12, 2010 at 8:30 AM

    Blonde chemistry prof
    Cobalt luminescent eyes
    Emits pheromones

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 12, 2010 at 9:21 AM

    Assessment gurus
    Are some stupid nincompoops.
    Boot them in the rump.

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  4. W.T. PfefferleSeptember 12, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    My humorless Dean,
    Frowning and glum to us all,
    Secret Python fan.

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 12, 2010 at 1:53 PM

    I am not nearly clever enough to write a haiku. But I fucking loathe the president, the assistant vice president, and all the shits in the IT department.

    I will ditto Kenneth's haiku but change chemistry prof to comm. prof.

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  6. AnastasiaSeptember 12, 2010 at 1:54 PM

    Math prof said I'm dumb
    Funny, *funny* guy, a shame
    about his evals

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  7. Suzy from Square StateSeptember 12, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    The IT center guy
    knows nothing of new tech things
    he loves to say "no".

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 12, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    Em-Bee-Ay Arnie,
    Stop excusing your students
    From doing all work.

    How you got this job
    I will never know because
    You lack a degree.

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  9. Pat from PeoriaSeptember 12, 2010 at 5:13 PM

    Student calls today,
    Thinking I'm in my office,
    Today is Sunday.

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  10. Frog and ToadSeptember 12, 2010 at 9:57 PM

    Dumb contrarian
    Throwing a wrench in the works,
    Fucking up meetings.

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  11. Frog and ToadSeptember 12, 2010 at 9:59 PM

    Groovy silverback
    Why were you first to retire?
    The old farts remain.

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2010 at 11:13 AM

    Professor Bombast
    Ruins every meeting
    Paranoid bully

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  13. Electric MaenadSeptember 13, 2010 at 1:08 PM

    Slovenly student
    Your mother does not work here
    Pick up your own trash

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  14. JessSeptember 14, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    Things about which my
    officemates will not shut up:
    yoga, hair loss, "Glee".

    Student of my dreams:
    reads all her student loan forms
    before she signs them.

    Seriously, kids,
    don't ask how my summer was.
    Sucking up won't work.

    Awesome cleaning staff
    versus toxic office fridge:
    many microbes died.

    Note to faculty
    (yes, ALL faculty): Do I
    look like your TA?!*

    *at my school, teaching assistant = photocopy slave

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