I humbly and modestly admit that students sometimes bring me gifts. Homemade apple pie. Interesting newspaper articles. Artifacts from vacations. And so on. Sometimes I accept the gifts for myself. Sometimes I accept and share with everyone in the class. Sometimes I decline altogether. The three best gifts ever offered to me: marijuana, an exotic alcoholic beverage, and sex. I accepted two of the three. No regrets.
Q. What's the best gift you've been offered by a student?
A. And did you accept the gift (or have any regrets)?
Be honest, dammit.