Thursday, November 4, 2010

An accomplishment for the ages

Girl wearing shorts and Uggs to her phone:

No, dude, I walked from the stadium, home, to our place, cleaned the place up, smoked a bowl, and then back to the stadium in 30 minutes! THIRTY MINUTES!!!

4 comments:

  1. Want some more?

    http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/texts/page:1

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  2. Ahh, the Uggs. The abbreviation for "ugly, overpriced boots, but boy, does it make me look sooo 2005!"

    Duuuuude.

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  3. My response to Uggs: If you aren't in Russia, why wear valenki?

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