Sunday, November 28, 2010

Bad Sunday Haiku


email thanksgiving
day. "what did i miss? homework?"
thanksfuckinggiving.

monday following
thanksgiving, you suck as much
as the snowflakes do.

annotated bib:
snowflakes cite their new best friend,
wikipedia.

four wretched weeks left
before the tiniest break--
liquid relief...soon...

3 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 28, 2010 at 10:26 PM

    the wikipedia stanza is aces!

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  2. Merely AcademicNovember 29, 2010 at 4:40 AM

    It's 1:45
    a.m., I'm cold and sleepy,
    crankily grading

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  3. cmtNovember 29, 2010 at 10:11 AM

    This is the book that Amazon told me I should buy in that toolbar over on the right:

    Faculty Incivility: The Rise of the Academic Bully Culture and What to Do About It

    I lol-ed.

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