CM: The Musical
Installment: “It Came Upon Us at Midnight Here”
It came upon us at Midnight here,
That glorious day foretold;
When Profs rejoice and Snowflakes fear,
Their final grades to behold.
The Profsters enter the grades with glee,
Forgetting every slight;
Like Snowflakes having to go pee-pee,
And dumbass e-mails at night.
“Oh, how did I get an “F” in class?”
The Snowflakes cried with despair;
“I know I did enough to pass,
Your rubrics are so unfair!”
The Profsters try not to take offense,
‘Cuz teaching is never a chore;
But, move along ladies and gents,
And whine and cry no more.
O’ everyone drink a cup of cheer,
Whilst Snowflakes suddenly take wing;
They’ve gone away until next year,
Let’s hear the Angels sing!
Inspired by Dr. Snarky.
Hope Dr. Snarky doesn't feel hijaked! I had fun, and it was a great break from intense grading. Alas, my year is not yet over.
ReplyDeleteIndeed not! I lift a glass of cheer to you, and send its twin your way. They're heavily spiked to get us through semester's end.
ReplyDeleteClink! :)