Did you really just, in an e-mail begging for a slot in my already-full class, call the Registrar's office "horrible people"? And did you then blame them for having the nerve "to schedule class signups the morning after soccer formal"?
Did you honestly think this would endear you to me? Did you really think I'd take on the extra work of an additional student who has already shown himself to be someone who pre-declares himself useless the morning after a party?
Get an alarm clock and learn how to schedule your shit. Honestly.
Good grief. Maybe you should just explain that you don't consult the athletic social calendar before scheduling tests, quizzes, and exams, and therefore aren't the best proffie for him.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is a soccer formal? Don't tell me. I don't want to know.
ReplyDeleteIt's like a regular formal, but if your date drinks enough for you to get into her pants, a South American media figure shouts GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSnowflakes almost never understand sarcasm, so I now just flat-out tell them: "That isn't a valid excuse." If they try arguing, I say, "A boss in the real world wouldn't like it."
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