Sunday, March 6, 2011

I don't care how cool it sounds to your virgin ears the first time you hear your doctor say it... Google it before you e-mail it to me!

Because "sinusitis" is not going to be the cracker.  Allergies are not going to be the thing no one ever thought of before that you can e-mail me that will make me say "I did not consider this when I wrote 'no absences are 'excused' and there are no make up quizzes" on my syllabus.  Amputation, cancer, PTSD... those are worth a shot, but I need something in writing.  With sinusitis, you really never had a shot. 


cue the "You must never have had what I had..." chorus.  I have wicked allergies and lupus and see a pulmonologist and an ENT and... I still make it to teach their fucking class.  Sometimes I do it with laryngitis.  When I had both hands in braces from the lupus, I taught them writing left handed for half the lecture.  Get some sudafed, get some tylenol, and get the fuck to class. 

3 comments:

  1. Hear, Hear! I've had sinusitis and allergies for 18 years. Does that keep me from making it to class and being a grump? No! I spread my bloody ray of sunshine all over. So you can certainly get your miserable little self to class and sit there just like I do every effing day! Thanks, Wombat!

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  2. Your experience is not everybody's experience.

    I had a really nasty case of sinusitis last semester that gave me a fever of 103. I didn't teach (or drive to campus) that day. Does that make me a wuss?

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  3. One of my little darlings missed class for three weeks because of mitral valve prolapse. When she finally returned, she came to office hours for a chat. I said I hoped that she was okay, what with all those weeks of testing and stuff.

    "Tests?" she said.

    "Well, yes. I mean, if your MVP is severe, they might do a lot of tests. I assumed that's what's keeping you from class."

    "Oh. No. I mean, it's a heart problem, I have to rest."

    "Really?" I said. "Um, so are you resting now?"

    "No, it's better," she said.

    (It happens that I have MVP, and am, by American standards, "very active." I'm not sure what she meant about it being 'better,' but I did have visions of her taking to her bed for three weeks waiting for her heart to magically heal from a condition that, if serious, does have to be closely monitored by a doctor. You don't cure it by lying in bed.)

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