6:00am: My cat wakes me up to inform me that there is a fly in her water bowl. She has no problem swatting flys and then eating them. However, seeing one in her water bowl kind of freaked her out for some reason.
6:15am: Sitting up on bed.
Computer! One iced ractagino and two toasted english muffins spread with butter and blackberry jam. Also, feline supplement 24.
8:30am: Computer console beeps.
EMH, we are taking away your only summer class. One of our silverbacks just lost all of his classes due to under-enrollment. He is, therefore, taking yours. Have a good summer. We look forward to seeing you in the fall!
8:40am: Computer! One 32oz very strong 211 beer.
Computer! Alter EMH clothing to that of character Hawkeye from tv-show MASH.