my students all stand at attention when class begins, and one of them salutes and tells me exactly who's missing . . . what? that doesn't happen everywhere?
Old-tymey Strelnikov: Torture this skinhead with electricity and water, then shoot him to death slowly with a .22 (keep saying you're missing because his screams are un-nerving)....vietcong, you teach in a military academy; if they don't begin every sentence with "sir or "ma'am" they get a demerit and have to do mindless chores.I change my mind; don't kill the skinhead - strip him of his citzenship, deport him to Russia, make him serve in the Russian Army for 30 years.
That child is in for a world of hurt when his entitlement runs up against the wall of expectations of respect. I'm thinking he's a freshman and hasn't yet encountered a lot of real life.
Allison, you are clearly a gentle and forgiving soul and a much better person than I am. Me, I HOPE that child is in for a world of hurt.I don't know where to start. Everyone knows there was never a Pharaoh called "Xerxes". Also, it's "syllabungen".My syllabus says "I prefer to be addressed as 'Doctor'. And stop staring at my stupendous rack. Haven't you ever met a classicist before?"
Oh I can tell, he will do well in college! Best of luck, to him.
I called my spouse "Master" for two before I finished my own Master's degree. It was not reciprocated, however.Of course I did it in the style of James Hetfield of Metallica, so...
Dear Fuckstick,If you shower me with fifties and hundreds as I walk past, you may call me anything you please.Otherwise, you may refer to me as "he who will be giving me an F."That is all.
I'm guessing he's flunked several classes and is really bitter because he can't figure out why he's such a fucktard. Where else would he have gotten syllabuses, I mean syllabi?
"Syllabuses" is perfectly correct, FTR.
Um. Ok, clearly my bar is set low. I'm just astonished he's read/is reading a syllabus. I mean... most of them don't even do that so they can mock them.
What a tea partying jerk.
@Angry ArchieJust say "Make it rain, motherfucker! Make it rain" and they'll figure it out.Yes I did go to a school called Northeastern Ghetto Tech.
@Angry Archie - awesome. please tell me that you have actually said that to a student!
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