Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Today's VidShizzle: "I Sorta Like the Rose Petals Thing..."

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  1. my students all stand at attention when class begins, and one of them salutes and tells me exactly who's missing . . . what? that doesn't happen everywhere?

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  2. Old-tymey Strelnikov: Torture this skinhead with electricity and water, then shoot him to death slowly with a .22 (keep saying you're missing because his screams are un-nerving)....

    vietcong, you teach in a military academy; if they don't begin every sentence with "sir or "ma'am" they get a demerit and have to do mindless chores.

    I change my mind; don't kill the skinhead - strip him of his citzenship, deport him to Russia, make him serve in the Russian Army for 30 years.

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  3. That child is in for a world of hurt when his entitlement runs up against the wall of expectations of respect. I'm thinking he's a freshman and hasn't yet encountered a lot of real life.

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  4. Allison, you are clearly a gentle and forgiving soul and a much better person than I am. Me, I HOPE that child is in for a world of hurt.

    I don't know where to start. Everyone knows there was never a Pharaoh called "Xerxes". Also, it's "syllabungen".

    My syllabus says "I prefer to be addressed as 'Doctor'. And stop staring at my stupendous rack. Haven't you ever met a classicist before?"

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  5. Oh I can tell, he will do well in college! Best of luck, to him.

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  6. I called my spouse "Master" for two before I finished my own Master's degree. It was not reciprocated, however.

    Of course I did it in the style of James Hetfield of Metallica, so...

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  7. Dear Fuckstick,

    If you shower me with fifties and hundreds as I walk past, you may call me anything you please.

    Otherwise, you may refer to me as "he who will be giving me an F."

    That is all.

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  8. I'm guessing he's flunked several classes and is really bitter because he can't figure out why he's such a fucktard. Where else would he have gotten syllabuses, I mean syllabi?

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  9. "Syllabuses" is perfectly correct, FTR.

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  10. Um. Ok, clearly my bar is set low. I'm just astonished he's read/is reading a syllabus. I mean... most of them don't even do that so they can mock them.

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  11. @Angry Archie
    Just say "Make it rain, motherfucker! Make it rain" and they'll figure it out.

    Yes I did go to a school called Northeastern Ghetto Tech.

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  12. @Angry Archie - awesome. please tell me that you have actually said that to a student!

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