Thursday, June 23, 2011

Big Thirsty: Who will be next? How high does the prostitution fiasco go? Tricky Dick?



The academic people keep falling like dominoes. Most recently, the former President of the University of New Mexico has been arrested. He "currently holds the titles of visiting professor and distinguished professor emeritus."


Q. What should Garcia's new title be?


A. _______________________




5 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 23, 2011 at 11:25 PM

    Title: Extinguished University Professor, holder of the Heidi Fleiss Chair of Commercial Comfort

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  2. Pat from PeoriaJune 24, 2011 at 12:13 AM

    "Former President of the University of New Mexico Wishing I Was the Former President of the University of Nevada Las Vegas So This Shit Wouldn't Get So Much Play. I Mean, Hell, This Shit's Legal There."

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  3. StrelnikovJune 24, 2011 at 2:55 AM

    The Bishop Don Magic Juan, Dos

    Pimptron 5000

    You shifty motherf**ker!

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  4. EskarinaJune 24, 2011 at 5:18 AM

    Burquepops, of course!

    (His nom du pimp.)

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  5. Southern Bubba, Ph.D.June 24, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    All of the above deserve the grand prize.

    I'm slightly less creative. I would have just said: "Asshole Emeritus F. Chris Garcia."

    I can't even imagine if my university's president (or former president) turned out to be just another goddamn loser pimp. Shifty motherfucker, indeed.

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