If Ohio University is the "top party school," does some of that coolness and debauchery rub off on Miami University and the four of us (y'all) who write CM? Or do we need to fight them for the title? I'd like to think that CM is a happening place.
Gordon? What say ye?
Lol. I remember when my school was named top of this particular list. All that happened was the school stepped up policing the streets and cutting people off before they were blitzed.
ReplyDeleteNo thank you, we four need our drinks and Miami is doing just fine without them checking our IDs.
I was at Arizona State 78-82. That was a party school. Those Ohio U Bulldogs, Beavers, whatevers, would have some hard time matching the Sun Devils of my generation.
ReplyDeleteThe four of us at Miami here in Oxford alone, with just a ping pong table, the big bottle of Peppermint Schnapps, and our Foghat 8 tracks could whip all of the Greeks who ever went to Ohio.
ReplyDeleteYaro, bring your crazy umbrella hat and let's get it started.
I'm beginning to suspect the blog really originates from Arizona, with all the Ohio stuff merely a smokescreen. Has anybody checked out the background in Bubba's photo? Looks more western than "southern," doesn't it? And Yaro vacations in Utah. Maybe that cabin is a little better connected to the interwebz than he admits?
ReplyDeleteHave you ever been to Athens, OH? There's like one fucking bar in the whole town. How much can they be partying?
ReplyDeleteArchie, none of the students are of age. They don't go into bars. They get plastered and rape their dates in their frat houses.
ReplyDeleteNot to forget the occasional excursions into event venues, which they get banned from after they destroy the place. I've noticed that the latest "frat/sorority banned from venue" story, this past spring, had them going all the way to Kentucky to find a place to trash.
Oooh! Ooh! I'm with the Foghat and crazy umbrella hat people! [Waving hands dorkily] Over here, guys! Over here! [The four pretend to be intensely involved with their ping-pong].
ReplyDelete"They get plastered and rape their dates in their frat houses."
ReplyDeleteWRONG. They get the girl plastered at the frat house under-age drinkoff, then take her back to the dorm for some clumsy rape-hump that they think she won't remember. SHE DOES, and the campus Rentacops drag the man-boys in to spastic grievance hearings that have a 50-50 chance of drubbing the little roofie-loving mofos out of the academy.
Go Bobcats! Yeah baby! OU! OU! OU!
ReplyDeleteArchie, I lived in Athens, there's a hell of a lot more than one bar!
What's a Miami kegger? A bottle of PBR and 47 straws! (rimshot)
Actually, for grad students, it was NOT a party school, but it was fun on Halloween to dress up and walk around downtown to look at the costumes. Even professors did it. And having attended a small private (loosely)Church-related SLAC for my BA, "Harvard on the Hocking" was a bit of a culture shock. I loved it though...
Wha..? [BELCHHHH] Le' me alone. Tryin' ta sleep...
ReplyDelete@Archie: Athens, *Georgia* is a party school! I believe the saying was "I'm a ramblin' wreck from Georgia Tech". Never heard of Athens, Ohio. Is that near Miami?
ReplyDeleteI love partying at OU - even at University of Dayton. I have cousins going to both schools and their parties are the BEST. Probably because the convenience stores on both campuses started selling TauBu - it's this new 12%abv beer outta FL - tastes great, packs a punch, lol. I liked their FB page, won a t-shirt: Facebook.com/TauBu
ReplyDelete