Dunking is too good for him.
I vote for the stocks!
What EMH isn't telling us is that the tank is filled with Everclear Jell-O shots, that the ball is flammable, that there is a pilot light in the middle of the target, and that the target is strategically angled so that the ball lands in the tank.
I fear that this dean is fated to be my new provost!!
One change...the ball is a molotov cocktail.
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Dunking is too good for him.
ReplyDeleteI vote for the stocks!
ReplyDeleteWhat EMH isn't telling us is that the tank is filled with Everclear Jell-O shots, that the ball is flammable, that there is a pilot light in the middle of the target, and that the target is strategically angled so that the ball lands in the tank.
ReplyDeleteI fear that this dean is fated to be my new provost!!
ReplyDeleteOne change...the ball is a molotov cocktail.
ReplyDelete