Big weekend. Two posts, both by the moderator, both written by someone else. Why don't you people close the blog if no one can be bothered to write for it or read it.
Embarrassing. I used to take joy in your downward spiral, but now it's awfully sad.
If a troll hollers in the forest but there's no one there to hear him, do the Google Ads pay the same?
Be sure to make the "free success kit" at least a "$100 value". Or you can sell the kit for $100, but have the kit include a coupon gut for $100 in tuition if the "enroll now!"
@Football fan: sorry we forgot to invite you to the tailgate. It was in lot C, right by the stadium, and lasted until the wee hours of Sunday morning, after which we took a nap, brunched, and started partying again. We barely made it to class on Monday morning, and some of us are still a bit hung over. Hope you didn't spend too much of a beautiful fall weekend indoors surfing the internet.
Learning culinary arts online is about as useful as learning how to have sex online.
ReplyDeleteBubba, good analogy. Both can make it hard to clean up the mess on your keyboard.
ReplyDeleteNext faculty meeting, I am recommending that we send potential students a "free success kit." That must be what makes their program so great.
Big weekend. Two posts, both by the moderator, both written by someone else. Why don't you people close the blog if no one can be bothered to write for it or read it.
ReplyDeleteEmbarrassing. I used to take joy in your downward spiral, but now it's awfully sad.
If a troll hollers in the forest but there's no one there to hear him, do the Google Ads pay the same?
Last one out turn out the lights, okay?
Oh, is it me?
Be sure to make the "free success kit" at least a "$100 value". Or you can sell the kit for $100, but have the kit include a coupon gut for $100 in tuition if the "enroll now!"
ReplyDelete@Football fan: sorry we forgot to invite you to the tailgate. It was in lot C, right by the stadium, and lasted until the wee hours of Sunday morning, after which we took a nap, brunched, and started partying again. We barely made it to class on Monday morning, and some of us are still a bit hung over. Hope you didn't spend too much of a beautiful fall weekend indoors surfing the internet.
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