Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Please help fix my sarcasm detector

Dr. Jekyll:  Despite my many hours of work in the lab, it appears my sarcasm detector is broken.  Perhaps by the use of this new "crowd-sourcing" technique I have read so much about in The Daily Telegraph, I can get my sarcasm detector to work again.

Here is the story.  A student submitted their homework late.  In a follow-up e-mail, they asked, "What effect will this have on my final grade?"  I sighed, then typed out the standard reply, "Please refer to the syllabus."  I then received a somewhat angry e-mail accusing me of misunderstanding the original e-mail.  The student stated that their original message was not meant to be sarcastic.  Where is the hint of any sarcasm in any of this?

CM, I have anticipated your next question.  Alas, I have no more context to provide.  You now know as much as I do.

Prof. Hyde:  I shall apply my own sarcasm detector to this student.  It just arrived in the post from Strelnikov.

3 comments:

  1. Dear Snowflake,

    nor was my answer.

    Sincerely, etc., J&H.

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  2. This brings up something my friends and I have been talking about more and more lately: the problem of detecting sarcasm in written text. Some people are so paranoid that they see sarcasm everywhere; others are blissfully unaware. Still more get offended because the sarcasm detector is off and the "rude" reply is taken at face value.

    What a problem.

    So we invented among ourselves a sarcasm symbol. Such as: //Oh yeah, that's a great example.//

    Or some days I'm really frustrated with my students. //Bravo Student, I think you are brilliant//

    The slash marks work the way auto-bold does when surrounded by stars, like *shakes fist at world*

    Not that you have to use this, but I think it is starting to make the sarcasm problem go away in the circle of my facebook/Google+/blogger friends.

    It's a major problem. It's not just you.

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  3. Young people just have thinner and thinner skins. Not surprising when more and more social interaction is spent while staring down at a screen rather than staring someone in the face. The art of "playing nicely with others on the playground" appears to be dwindling. I can't help stating this despite knowing that even people like Dickens facepalmed about the scurrilousness of the next generation.

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