Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Fuck Cal and His Uplifting, Celebratory VidShizzles. This is What College Students Are Really Like. (From Flagrant.)



8 comments:

  1. I hate this video. It depresses me more than I care to admit. And I have students just like these.

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  2. Prosecutor Aaronovitch: How many years shall these Amerikansky nitwits be sentenced to, Comrade Judge?

    Strelnikov: FIFTY YEARS!

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  3. Prosecutor Aaronovitch: In prison or hard labor, Comrade Judge?

    Strelnikov: Backbreaking, bonegrinding, unremitting toil!

    Prosecutor Aaronovitch: Hard labor it is.

    CURTAIN.

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  4. thankfully, these girls are very, very high.

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  5. I lasted 40 seconds. Bring back the hated lipdubs.

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  6. They're our future! Awesome!

    NOT REALLY AWESOME AT ALL....IN FACT, TERRIFYING.

    See what soft expectations have wrought? You wanted it, you got it.

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  7. So I'm assuming that the very astute people who complain about the future of America were PERFECT as Freshmen.

    You studied, went to class, went to church, and slept. You NEVER acted ridiculous when with a friend. And you KNEW that everyone else who did something that seemed ridiculous were horrible people and horrendous students, because if you act like a moron with friends.... you act like a moron professionally.

    I mean... being an uptight asshat is the only way to succeed in life right?

    Get over yourselves. While you may not have had Youtube to broadcast to the world you still have to remember and realize that having a few drinks and making a stupid 5 minute video isn't REALLY reflective of your entire future.

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