I was aware that 3 students provided the majority of the staples on your papers. I chose to overlook the blatant staple plagiarism.
But to the student who photocopied a neighbor's paper (including the handwritten parts) and submitted it for credit: Like srsly???
That's one of those "suprise shotgun blasts to the face moments" after which you can say something witty:
ReplyDelete"Well, you went out with a bang!"
"...Mr. Colt disagrees."
"You had enough brains to splash on the back wall, but not enough to write your own paper."
"Cobain'd."
"Sorry about the splatter, people."
"If he lives, he can play Skeletor in the next He-Man movie."