The semester is over – please let me just stay here in my fetal position, sulking. Stop emailing me about something you already have in your possession!
Admin: I need the (dumb abbreviation that makes no sense) form.
Me: I’m not sure what that is, but I think you are referring to the white form? I gave you that in the summer.
Admin: That’s the one. Please email it to me.
Me: I handed it to you in the summer. I only have my pink copy. I can send you that.
Admin: I need the white one.
Me: You have the white one. Also, if I’m supposed to turn in the white one to Admissions each time I fill it out, why would I have it? I gave them my white forms for this semester too. Should I try to recover them?
Admin: You are required to give the white form to them. I need your copy.
Me: (banging face on wall) Soooo – you have the copy you’re asking for AND you need another copy!!!?? (resuming banging face on wall)