I do not understand them.
one dude writes me
an email that goes like this:
"yo, i need an earlyer class
coz i need to get back.
you got a 3 oclcok class
but i need a noon. u know
someone with a noon or can
u take my earlyer?"
I don't know this person.
I've not been yo'd before
by a stranger.
I let it roll off my back.
I sent this:
"My 3 pm class is the only one
of its level that I teach this term.
Should you need something earlier,
the registrar will certainly help you
locate something. Best wishes."
A week passed and I got this:
"nobody help me. i just soldier on and
take yor 3 occlock class insted.
u got some readings i can do
b4 class. i figure what else i gotta do."
I looked up the syllabus, sent him
the first three readings, a total
of 25 pages.
"yo," he wrote back within minutes,
"i don't need three chapters man.
and how come they arent called chapters
1, 2, 3! i don't even want this class.
i haveta take it or i can't get my degree.
who do i talk to about gettin ga different class
can u send me the name sof people i can write too."
This one I did not reply to.
Yo, I'm not stupid.