Know anyone who's interested in becoming the fifth member here at Miami U?Apparently, we wish to ramp up the whole "CM Experience." The graphics will be vastly "improved." We'll get a "presence" in Second Life. The whole shebang. No more amateur stuff.
This is an "exciting opportunity" for someone to make a difference. We are experiencing tremendous growth in the spleen-venting industry.
Applicants must be able to hold their liquor and weave great webs.
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ReplyDeleteSorry, Bubba, but I don't see anything wrong with the page, aside from the necessity of having it, because of the decline of standards in college teaching, etc. (This is code for: I don't have the programming skills: hydro codes in Fortran are my speed.)
ReplyDelete@Frod: You don't really need the skills. Fab loves you, and everybody loves Fab, so the job is yours for the taking... unless you're already one of us?
Delete@Bubba: Tell Fab to keep his hands to himself! And what's the matter with your horse? I hope the horse is OK. All the women love the horse, you know.
DeleteI am, indeed, concerned about Bubba's horse, which I suppose supports your generalization, Frod, though I'm not generally one of those women who is into horses.
DeleteAlso, I think Bubba may get the prize for the longest label yet -- almost as long as a twitter post, in fact.
@Cassandra: That's not a generalization, that's an observation.
DeleteCM needs to be on the twitter machine. We look like dinosaurs here with our reliance on whole sentences.
ReplyDeleteSorry, but I don't drool nearly enough to do that. Aren't sentences supposed to be the smallest units of coherent thoughts? It tells you a lot about Twitter, then.
DeleteWow, a CM twitter feed would be *awesome* Just think of the carnage!!! Random student quotes, descriptions of utmost shock and horror, 140 character haikus...
DeleteHow can we utilize Twitter without turning us too stupid.
DeleteAnd work in Oxford? No thanks. Now if you relocated to Athens.....
ReplyDeleteTwittwats and Second Life?! We need a WoW clan! Or at least Kingdom of Loathing. And I want Yaro as my personal Gigapet. I'll remember to feed him.
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