I and two coworkers each have one! Coworker one has ashes in it. Coworker two keeps hot chocolate mix in hers. She'll casually open the container and scoop some into a mug while meeting with a student.
Oh indeed, Gary. Indeed. I was thinking, however, that with students so special, we'd only get a few tablespoons. After all, there are other proffies with whom the little loveys should be shared :0).
So much more compact and hygienic than rolling the bodies up in rugs and stashing them behind the bookcase. But where does one accomplish the transformation, I wonder? The central heating plant? No question; we need Strelnikov for this one.
OMG! That is so great. Where can I find one?
ReplyDeletethere are a couple on eBay right now....
Deletehow fun. yeah, here's one for sale right now!
DeleteYou can find the whole collection here.
DeleteIf they take custom jobs, I nominate "Stupid Question Jar", kind of like the cussing jar that I routinely fill up at home.
Among their other products is this mug that should be a fixture on all of our desks.
Indeed. Though I like the CM items from cafepress, it looks like Tumbleweed could make a good case for being the official purveyor of pottery to CM.
DeleteI and two coworkers each have one! Coworker one has ashes in it. Coworker two keeps hot chocolate mix in hers. She'll casually open the container and scoop some into a mug while meeting with a student.
ReplyDeleteI keep loose change in mine.
Awesome! All I have are Legos on my desk. Hardly threatening....
DeleteI thought Strelnikov's desk would be more cluttered.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't look like it's large enough.
ReplyDeleteThe ashes from an average human will fit quite nicely in a 3 lb coffee can.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of the kid on "Jerry Maguire" who spouts off information about how heavy a human head is. :o)
DeleteAnnie, I was thinking it's too small to hold very many students' ashes. The label does say "students."
ReplyDeleteFifty years ago, one container on the desk would be all that's necessary. Today, a 55 gallon drum would be of more use.
Oh indeed, Gary. Indeed. I was thinking, however, that with students so special, we'd only get a few tablespoons. After all, there are other proffies with whom the little loveys should be shared :0).
ReplyDeleteSo much more compact and hygienic than rolling the bodies up in rugs and stashing them behind the bookcase. But where does one accomplish the transformation, I wonder? The central heating plant? No question; we need Strelnikov for this one.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a Goddamn Nazi; I bury the bodies.
ReplyDeleteIn secret places.