Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Welcome!

(A few new CM correspondents are coming aboard this week, and to them we say, welcome to the misery.

Normally new folks sort of introduce themselves, share their superspecial angst in a post that lets us know why they're here, how they got stuck being a damned academic. Share pseudonymously, of course, and for God's sake, give yourself a good CM-styled name. (Nobody's claimed Dickhead From Dubuque yet!)
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We always love to hear a newcomer's misery, because our own tires us out.   (

Please, then, because it is the fashion - in the manner - enjoy our space.(
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Oh, and don't fucking LEFT POST ANY IMAGES! (But even that's not a deal breaker, apparently.

XOXO (because this pisses at least one long time reader off
Fab Sun


21 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 17, 2012 at 7:23 PM

    Whoever you are! Welcome. Post freely and then DUCK. Kidding.

    Really. Duck. Not like that. The duck. Oh, well, you'll figure it out.

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  2. Academic MonkeyApril 17, 2012 at 7:28 PM

    ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. StrelnikovApril 17, 2012 at 7:54 PM

    I'll tell you what pisses me off; over at "ExiledOnline" I make occasional comments AND TWO MOTHERFUCKERS STOLE MY HANDLE!! Now I have to post as "The First Strelnikov" or "The Real Strelnikov."

    Fuck THAT shit....

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    1. The Mad DreamerApril 17, 2012 at 8:02 PM

      I hate that sort of bullshit.

      Word to the new correspondents - don't take Stelnikov's handle.

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    2. The Contemplative CynicApril 17, 2012 at 8:05 PM

      Or else...

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    3. Contingent CassandraApril 17, 2012 at 10:31 PM

      There is only one Strelnikov. Accept no imitations.

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  4. The Contemplative CynicApril 17, 2012 at 8:05 PM

    Oh, and whoever you are, welcome to the misery of posting.

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  5. AnonymousApril 17, 2012 at 9:06 PM

    Yeah, left-side images get under people's skin but failing to close parentheses is no big deal.

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    1. AnonymousApril 18, 2012 at 8:49 AM

      Modifying your own post as a way of invalidating the statement made by a commenter is also acceptable.

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  6. Contingent CassandraApril 17, 2012 at 10:30 PM

    Hmm. . .the alters are proliferating again. Must be end-of-semester stress. In any case, welcome, whoever you may be!

    (Now what can I write and then leave off the end parenthesis, just to annoy Ben?

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  7. WhatLadderApril 18, 2012 at 1:13 AM

    Welcome, Dickhead from Dubuque. We also need an Asshole from Anchorage.

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  8. Grumpy AcademicApril 18, 2012 at 5:06 AM

    and a Pillock from Preston

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  9. Three SigmaApril 18, 2012 at 9:05 AM

    )

    Phew, I feel better now.

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  10. College MiseryApril 18, 2012 at 11:21 AM

    Seven folks have requested posting privileges over the past 5 days. Only one has actually registered on the blog, but I suspect we'll be hearing from all of them soon.

    Welcome!

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    1. AnonymousApril 18, 2012 at 12:45 PM

      Now I get the sense that you are taunting me.

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  11. GradjunctApril 18, 2012 at 11:36 AM

    What about Strelniprof? Is that up for grabs?

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  12. Southern Bubba, Ph.D.April 18, 2012 at 6:49 PM

    (

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  13. The Contemplative CynicApril 18, 2012 at 7:42 PM

    )

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