But one of your flakesWrote that your glasses don't matchYour tie and your shoesAnd you made copiesFifty-seven pages moreThan this year's quotaThese things will improveOr that's bad news for your fileNow you can go home
"Would you like to give us more rope to hang you with?"
Indeed. Just run and don't look back. This place sounds like bad news. List it on your c.v., but cite "fundamental differences in teaching philosophy," or something along those lines, if anybody asks why you don't have a reference from them.
If you tell us what's wrong with you nowit won't count against you (somehow).We can mentor you fullywith senior colleagues, no bullies!And to our great wisdom you'll bow.
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