Indeed. Just run and don't look back. This place sounds like bad news. List it on your c.v., but cite "fundamental differences in teaching philosophy," or something along those lines, if anybody asks why you don't have a reference from them.
If you tell us what's wrong with you now it won't count against you (somehow). We can mentor you fully with senior colleagues, no bullies! And to our great wisdom you'll bow.
Before we make
But one of your flakes
ReplyDeleteWrote that your glasses don't match
Your tie and your shoes
And you made copies
Fifty-seven pages more
Than this year's quota
These things will improve
Or that's bad news for your file
Now you can go home
"Would you like to give us more rope to hang you with?"
ReplyDeleteIndeed. Just run and don't look back. This place sounds like bad news. List it on your c.v., but cite "fundamental differences in teaching philosophy," or something along those lines, if anybody asks why you don't have a reference from them.
DeleteIf you tell us what's wrong with you now
ReplyDeleteit won't count against you (somehow).
We can mentor you fully
with senior colleagues, no bullies!
And to our great wisdom you'll bow.