My personal favorite was the fellow who started his dissertation before I was born and claimed to be finishing this year. I hope HR didn't raise their eyebrows at "Dissertation was older than a member of the committee and still not defended."
I have a colleague who has signed his name on things as "Professor Dole, PhD Candidate" for 12 years now. It's a running joke in the department. We just call him "The Candidate."
"Like a boss."
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Like a boss.
Bump the furry fapping cap like a boss!
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I think I know whose CV this is. I swear I know whose CV this is. Definititely what Dr. Bubba said!
ReplyDeleteYou should see some of the cv's I have received. Maybe I'll post them sometime. I can't imagine these people expect to be taken seriously.
ReplyDeleteMy personal favorite was the fellow who started his dissertation before I was born and claimed to be finishing this year. I hope HR didn't raise their eyebrows at "Dissertation was older than a member of the committee and still not defended."
ReplyDeleteI have a colleague who has signed his name on things as "Professor Dole, PhD Candidate" for 12 years now. It's a running joke in the department. We just call him "The Candidate."
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