From CollegeHumor.com. The 7 Professors You'll Have in College.
You’ll know it’s him when you walk into class and say “Good morning, Professor Richmond,” and he shoots back, “Call me Larry.” When discussing pop culture he begins every sentence with “If Hendrix were alive,” and he swears he won’t state his political opinions, but he will say that he was disappointed when you merely voted for Barack Obama and didn’t set your parents’ house on fire as a tribute.
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If Janis Joplin were alive today, she'd be dead by now.
ReplyDeleteMatt Groening hoed this row before -- and better. (I would post the image if I didn't think it would violate a kajillion copyright rules.)
ReplyDeleteYes, he did. (fair use: educational!)
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