So it's exams-before-Thanksgiving time here at Second String State. I have some of my office hours in the library because students actually come to them, and the library has windows, unlike my office. Winter is coming, and the starchy things are becoming irrationally delicious to me.
The graphic to the right shows how I feel about undergraduate luncheon feasts in the library.
I figure that looming over them until I intimidate them into giving me their food is a good way to get fired.